This is like all the roleplays me and my sister have done I swear
Anyways what do legendaries and mythicals get up to? Trust me you don't wanna know
UPDATE: {ULTRA BEASTS ARE NOW JOINING US}
We have 5 rules of this place:
5. Don't give Rayquaza or M...
i'm sorry that it's been 2936382727 billion years since i last updated this book, but my mental health is honestly in a shit state and all the chaos going on in the world rn isn't helping
i ain't gonna rant about paranoia, depression, worries, etc. etc., but i do wanna say this:
updates will be less frequent now. i have no certain pattern for them. sometimes i'm not motivated. sometimes i am. sometimes i have writer's block. you know the drill
also hOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR THIS RANK—
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*arceus walks into the room*
arceus: now i'm all alone, my precious donuts can now be eaten in peace— *he opens the galaxy-long donut draw, but finds it empty* arceus: ... arceus: i need my baseball bat to break some kneecaps with
*shaymin walks in*
shaymin: hey arceus, your donuts are in the draw and not the cupboard arceus: THE BASEBALL BAT IS IN THE CUPBOARD, THOUGH shaymin: and? you care for bats all of a sudden? arceus: oh no, it's just that some little bastard decided to steal my donuts and empty the draw, forcing me to gRAB A FUCKING BAT TO KNOCK THEIR KNEECAPS OUT WITH—
shaymin: .... shaymin: i blame your kids arceus: I BLAME THEM TOO shaymin: especially giratina arceus: I BLAME HIM TOO shaymin: so you gonna go break his kneecaps then? arceus: if he's not in his snek form, then absolutely, be back in a minute
*arceus goes to the baseme— distortion world, and busts the door down*
giratina: HEY I LITERALLY SET THAT UP ONLY YESTERDAY arceus; did. you. steal. my. fucking. DONUTS. giratina: dad, if i was in the mood to piss you off, i would have left a lot of evidence to the fact that i was the one who did it. and i did not. arceus: so who did it then because i will happily crack their neck, existent or not giratina: ......dialga and palkia did it arceus: *inhales* i fucking knew it
*arceus busts into dialga and palkia's room. they are sat down, watching the darkrai movie, eating donuts*
arceus: .... dialga: damn, why is darkrai so powerful in this movie? palkia: ikr, makes us look like pathetic peas dialga: even giratina can't hurt him, smh arceus: KIDS. *dialga and palkia pause. they turn around* dialga: .... palkia: .... arceus: .... dialga: .... palkia: oh fuck
arceus: you actually had the audacity to get my donuts and— dialga: PALKIA IS THE GREEDY ONE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US palkia: TF YOU SUGGESTED THE IDEA dialga: YEAH AND YOU SUGGESTED TO TAKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN DRAW arceus: kids please settle down before i do whatever tf i do in legends arceus dialga: palkia looked like a goat palkia: actually, that was you
