Every region's Legendaries (and maybe Mythicals) Christmas things ig
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Kanto
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Mew: son I have bad news
Mewtwo: what
Mew: you aren't getting any Christmas presents this year
Mewtwo: WHAT? I didn't get any last year either!
Mew: exactly
Mewtwo: wh- what did I do?
Mew: *pulls out a five mile long list* well
Zapdos: phew it's great to be away from Lugia for once, damn he punishes us all he time
Moltres: wait where's Articuno?
Zapdos: don't tell me the numpty is still at the bottom of the ocean-
*meanwhile, at the bottom of the ocean*
Articuno: I wonder when Lugia's gonna come pick me up
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Johto
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Lugia: god dammit I can finally get away from those kids
Ho-Oh: well no, you have to still get Articuno from the bottom of the ocean
Lugia: NAH, HE CAN GET OUT HIMSELF
Ho-Oh: *pats Suicune* or no Christmas pressies
Lugia: oh for fuck's sake where is that kid
Ho-Oh: the bottom of the ocea-
Lugia: YES I KNOW THANK YOU
Entei: *bark*
Raikou: AAAAAA
Ho-Oh: CHILD WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
Raikou: e-entEI BarKED
Ho-Oh: Entei we talked about how bad it is to set off volcanoes in winter, do I have to tape your mouth shut again?
Entei: *bark*
Ho-Oh: aight then
Suicune: I have duct tape
Ho-Oh: thank you
Ho-Oh: *tapes Entei's jaw shut*
Entei: *crY*
Ho-Oh: looks like Santa won't be paying you a visit
Lugia: wait a second
Ho-Oh; what
Lugia: *pulls Ho-Oh into a corner*
Lugia: who is going to play Santa this year
Ho-Oh: you of course
Lugia: I DID IT LAST YEAR!
Ho-Oh: yes and I did it 3 years in a row
Lugia: uGH
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Hoenn
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Kyogre and Groudon: SANTA SANTA SANTA
Rayquaza: *trying to sleep* AAAAAAA
Rayquaza: *busts into Kyogre and Groudon's room* YOU TWO, SHUT THE HELL UP
Kyogre: but SantA
Rayquaza: IT IS THE 6TH OF DECEMBER, THERE IS STILL ANOTHER 20 DAYS
Groudon: actually 19
Rayquaza: SHUT UP, DRAGONS DONT NEED TO LEARN MATHS
Latias: IT'S 8PM WHY ARE YOU ALL SCREAMING
Latios: actually it's 5pm she can't tell the time
Regirock: I can't blame her though it gets dark earlier at this time of year
Rayquaza: you're telling me it's fucking 5pm
Latios: yes
Regirock: yes
Rayquaza: b-but it's pitch black outside-
Registeel: it's so black that maybe shadow Lugia could be roaming around
Rayquaza: ok first of all shadow Lugia died ages ago, and second of all what the fuck
Regice: what are you all asking for Christmas?
Kyogre: INFLATABLE SWIMMING POOL
Groudon: VOLCANO PLAY SET
Latias: my own kitchen
Latios: fucking sleep
Regirock: a flamethrower
Registeel: so he can kill me
Rayquaza: nothing
Regice: why nothing, Rayquaza?
Rayquaza: because I-
Kyogre: he already has everything he ever wanted
Rayquaza: ..I do?
Groudon: Deoxys :3
Rayquaza: ...well I can't deny that
Kyogre: *gasp*
Latias: awww
Latios: GET A MISTLETOE QUICKLY
Rayquaza: HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH-
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Sinnoh
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