What do Legendaries get up to?

Legendaries but younger

Childhood stories i guess you could say so e enjoy

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Doctor: Mew I have good news
Mew: what
Doctor: you're pregnant
Mew: how is that good news
Doctor: also it's a boy
Mew: HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS

*and so, 9 months later Mewtwo is born*

Doctor: what would you like to call him
Mew; mistake
Doctor: I know you don't like him, but please choose a valid name
Mew; mistake is a valid name
Doctor: no it's really not
Mew: fuck it, let the humans name him
Doctor; you're gonna need to sign a form for that
Mew: pass me the motherfucking form AND TAKE THE CHILD

*and so the humans name him Mewtwo and blah blah the whole story happens*

Mewtwo: MEW
Mew: holy shit
Mewtwo: I AM YOUR SON
Mew: wait I thought it was the other way around
Mewtwo: where's Amber
Mew: I'm sorry mistake I don't know who Amber is
Mewtwo: my name is not mistake my name is Mewtwo
Mew: 'Mewtwo'? The humans named you 'Mewtwo'?
Mewtwo: yes
Mew: I knew I couldn't trust them

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Lugia: *hears screaming outside*
Ho-Oh: what's that screaming?
Lugia: I swear if it's those birds-

*and so, outside*

Articuno, Zapdos & Moltres: *SCREAMING*
Lugia: YOU THREE, SHUT THE FUCK UP
*a storm begins*
Articuno: oH SHIT
Zapdos: FUCK-
Moltres: NO NOT RAIN ANYTHING BUT RAIN-
Lugia: YEAH SO STOP FIGHTING YOU CHICKENS
Ho-Oh: why not let them in?
Lugia: LET THEM IN?? ARE YOU CRA-
*the birbs run in*
Lugia: ...fuck

*so, inside*
Moltres: why start a storm?
Lugia: cause that's what I fucking do
Zapdos: is it a thunderstorm?
Lugia: no
Zapdos: dammit
Articuno; I'm hungry
Lugia: there's food in the kitchen you little shit
Articuno: no need to be so harsh Jesus Christ-

Lugia: *takes a sip of coffee*
Ho-Oh: hey Lugia, why not adopt them?
Lugia: *spits out coffee*
Zapdos: WOT
Moltres: have that guy as our father?
Lugia: *sighs* do I have to
Ho-Oh: it's up to you, but one thing you have to do is clean all the spilt coffee
Lugia: ...aight then uh, how does adoption work?
Articuno: *eating a sandwich* you have to sign a form
Lugia: fuck that let's just say you're my children now
Zapdos: aight
Moltres: uh oh
Articuno: ....nice?

Lugia: and keep in mind if you do anything naughty, you'll go to the time out corner
Zapdos: and where's that?
Lugia: the bottom of the ocean

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Ho-Oh: Lugia's kinda lucky to have a family, so imma try get one myself
Ho-Oh: hmmmmm where could I possibly get a child from..?

*in the distance a building is burning down*

Ho-Oh: ...
Ho-Oh: I doubt there's a child there, but I better save some humans, huh?

*and so, at the building*

Human1: WOW LOOK IT'S HO-OH!
Ho-Oh: sike it's Lugi- nah jk
Human2: HO-OH SAVE US!
Ho-Oh: bitch that's what I'm doing give me a break
Human3: THERE'S SOME POKEMON IN THE BUILDING!
Ho-Oh: ..oh? if it's a delibird it can die but if anything else then sure I'll get them-