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{REQUEST} Giratina meets a karen

sorry i'm so dead i. exams have started so um yes.

anyways giratina meets a karen. let's see how fun that will be.

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*arceus busts into the basement*

Arceus: GIRATINA
Giratina: whats with you and breaking doors
Arceus: whats with you and spending MY money on the market
Giratina: hey listen i want good features for when the allay comes
Arceus: i was going to use that money on donuts you little shit
Giratina: you already have a full galaxy draw of them
Arceus: yes and it's already lost 15% of its total amount

Arceus: so as a punishment you will be sent to earth
Giratina: eh. i've been there before
Arceus: ah but there is a special guest waiting for you
Giratina: i've met ash before too y'know
Arceus: ...
Arceus: well shit change of plan

*a minute later*

Arceus: ok so here is your punishment *pulls out piece of paper*
Giratina: oh no
Arceus: first of, you're going back down to earth. second of, you've lost your powers.
Giratina: dammit
Arceus: and finally, there's a special guest waiting for you which you have never met before
Giratina: is it one of ash's friends? brock, perhaps?
Arceus: just get into earth

*and so giratina is magically teleported to earth, where he lands in a backyard of a house*

Giratina: welp i guess this is my life now
Giratina: stupid mc market
*suddenly a woman busts out the house*
Karen: HEY
Karen: WHAT ARE YA DOING ON MY LAWN

Giratina: do you not know who i am
Karen: i don't care who you are, you trampled on my damn lawn
Giratina: i am literally satan i can teleport you to the distort- oh shit i lost my powers huh
Karen: 'i loST mY poWErS' yeah that's what they all say
Giratina: who tf else has trampled on your lawn??
Karen: this weird green and black snake did
Giratina: ah good old zygarde

Karen: now as a punishment you're gonna clean my car
Giratina: i've already had a punishment and it was being sent down here
Karen: that's what the snake said when he had to go clean my kitchen
Karen: anyways *throws a bucket of water and a sponge at giratina*
Giratina: it ain't fucking 1920, hoses have been invented you know
Karen: too expensive, now clean my car

*and so*

Giratina: arceus why did you do this to me
Arceus: *magically appears from clouds* because you spent all my money for that guns mod
Giratina: heh. still worth it
*dialga magically appears as well*
Dialga: hello brother
Giratina: please do not acknowledge me
Dialga: i am currently acknowledging you
Giratina: dammit

Arceus: tbh you can't say anything, you had to clean my 600 toilets once
Dialga: HEY. PALKIA DID THAT TOO
Giratina: jeez cleaning toilets sounds better than cleaning a car
Arceus: there is literally no one else who agrees with you on that

Karen: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO, THING CLEANING MY CAR
Giratina: first of my name is giratina, thank you very much, and second of-
Arceus; welp bye *disappears with dialga*
Giratina: -you little sh

*an hour later*

Giratina: there you go lady, i cleaned your damn car
Karen: good, and now since your trampled on my lawn, go mow it
Giratina: that isn't gonna make it un-trampled
Karen: shut up *throws lawnmower at giratina*
Giratina: OW WHY DID YOU THROW THAT AT ME
Karen: because you don't have any visible hands
Giratina: YEAH WELL... I HAVE FEET
Giratina: in this form anyway

*after switching to his origin form so he can levitate*

Karen: i thought you said you had feet
Giratina: well shut up i am levitating now
Karen: and?
Giratina: ...i won't trample on your lawn
Karen: you should have thought of that sooner smh

*and so*

Karen: now to make sure you don't get up to mischief, you're going shopping with me
Giratina; but how tf am i gonna fit in the car
Karen: ew i don't want you in my car
Giratina; then how am i gonna come along??
Karen: follow behind
Giratina; i really shouldn't have asked

*and so v2*

Police: uh excuse me ma'am may i stop your car
Karen: no you may not
Police: ah fuck another kar- right, um. well what is that thing behind you?
Giratina: does no one on this puny planet know who tf i-
Police: this is almost as bad as the time you brought that green and black snake thing over
Giratina: YOU MEAN ZYGARDE'S BEEN HERE TOO??

Karen: can i just go shopping
Police: ma'am you need pay a fine
Karen: pfft what bullshit
Giratina; why am i here, in america, just to suffer?
Police: uh this is the uk
Giratina: damn i thought that karen shit only happened in america

Giratina: may i go pray to god real quick
Police: no
Giratina: well fuck you, you unreligious man *flies off and behind a bush*
Karen: god dammit, just like the first snek, he also flew off
Police: 'be a policeman' they said 'you will help the public' they said

*and so, around the bushes*

Giratina: ARCEUS DID YOU WIPE EVERYONE'S MEMORY SO THEY FORGOT ME?!
*arceus appears from behind the clouds*
Arceus: yes
Giratina: why
Arceus: idk i thought it would be funny
Giratina: also, had zygarde been here before?
Arceus: ....
Arceus: shit i thought wiped their memories to forget him

Arceus: anyways child have fun shopping
Giratina: wait fuck how long am i here for
Arceus: hmmmm good question i haven't decided yet
Giratina: were you just gonna leave me here to rot??
Arceus; actually now you mention it, that doesn't seem like a bad idea-
Giratina: NO

***

fuck i. i am really dead recently jesus christ-

but thanks for all the requests! i actually have things to do now lol
anyways, idk if this is funny, probably isn't since i'm pretty sure the 'the best age' (or whatever it's called) of the book is over, but eh you can decide

anyways adios *falls into grave*