What do Legendaries get up to?

What the legends of Unova do in their spare time

YES ITS CONTINUING WOOOOOOOPPP

Anyways let's goooo

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*screaming from inside*

Kyurem: what the fuck-
Kyurem: KELDEO?!?
Keldeo: yah?
Kyurem: what did you do THIS time?
Keldeo: nothing
Kyurem: yeah right lemme see

*so he goes in and sees reshiram and zekrom playing super mario odyssey whilst screaming with victini crying in the corner and cobalion watching them whilst somehow eating popcorn*

Kyurem; ...
Keldeo: I didn't do that.
Kyurem: I should hope s- RESHIRAM! ZEKROM!
Reshiram: AAAA ZEKROM YOURE A TRASH CAPPY PASS ME THE CONTROLLER
Zekrom: NOT THAT YOULL BE ANY BETTER
Kyurem: ....
Keldeo: lol have fun imma help virizion cook
Kyurem: wait wh-
Cobalion: have fun burning the kitchen down
Keldeo: I will, I will

*Keldeo leaves*

Kyurem: god damn- RESHIRAM! ZEKROM!
Reshiram: OH HI
Zekrom: KYUREM TELL HER IM A GOOD CAPPY
Kyurem; I thought?? You were dating??
Reshiram: well yes
Zekrom: this is a game night
Cobalion: it was SUPPOSED to be
Zekrom: shut

Kyurem; first of all, why is victini crying?
Reshiram: idk
Cobalion: you ok there, little one?
Victini: whycanttheyjustgetalongaidhsodnso
Zekrom: ...
Reshiram: ...
Kyurem: ...
Cobalion: I think that's a no

Kyurem: look, can you not be a normal couple?
Reshiram: what does a normal couple even do?
Kyurem: .............go out to eat at the restaurant?
Zekrom; ew cliche
Kyurem: THATS NOT CLICHE THATS CALLED BONDING
Reshiram; we're bonding by playing super mario odyssey, unfortunately zekrom is a TRASH CAPPY
Zekrom: YOU KEEP JUMPING TO THE WRONG SURFACES
Reshiram: THATS CALLED PLAYING THE GAME
Kyurem: SHUT UP!

Reshiram: ...
Zekrom; ...
Victini: *sniff* plEASe StOP
Kyurem: Victini go help virizion and keldeo cook
Reshiram: YOU LET KELDEO COOK?!?
Zekrom: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE
Cobalion: SHUT UP HES NOT BAD
Victini: ....
Kyurem; just go.
Victini: *sniff* o-oK-

*Victini leaves*

Kyurem: now.
Reshiram: *sweating*
Zekrom: *sweating*
Cobalion: is there even a normal couple?
Kyurem: wdym
Cobalion: I mean, lugia and ho-oh treat their kids completely differently, don't even flirt-
Reshiram: wow hold up, victini is YOUR problem, not ours
Zekrom: tf no
Reshiram: have you seen what happens to victini when we're around??
Kyurem: yeah... that's not the best idea
Zekrom: point taken, continue

Cobalion; look: I'm not even gonna talk about rayquaza and deoxys, those two are a fucking mess, and dialga and palkia aren't even supposed to be together?? because that's fucked up??
Reshiram: ...
Zekrom: ...
Kyurem: what about darkrai and cresselia?
Cobalion: yeah, learn from them!

Zekrom: what do you want us to do? spy on them?
Reshiram: bet I can spy for the longest without being caught
Zekrom; bitch you trying me?
Kyurem; look I'm asking for one thing and that is to NOT try to compete every five seconds
Reshiram: staring contests aren't that bad
Zekrom: yeah and you always loose heheh
Reshiram: shut
Kyurem: we all know what happened during christmas

Cobalion: can you guys be normal for once?
Kyurem; I WISH
Reshiram: no
Zekrom: no
Cobalion: fucking- FINE! I'm gonna go-
Kyurem: THERES ENOUGH PEOPLE COOKING AS IT IS

Cobalion: what if a fire starts?
Reshiram: Keldeo becomes a water type-?
Kyurem: I do not trust him in those types of situations.
Zekrom: you don't fucking trust anyone
Kyurem: and I have all the right too

Cobalion: smh terrakion can just earthquake it
Kyurem: are you plotting how to destroy the fucking kitchen or something
Reshiram: knowing how disgusting you cook, probably
Kyurem: don't start-

Cobalion: OH! I have an idea
Kyurem: and what's that?
Cobalion: you know all those "get along shirts" that people sell or some shit
Reshiram: dont
Zekrom: dont
Cobalion: how about zekrom and reshiram wear one?
Reshiram: NOOOOOOOO
Zekrom: COBALION HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
Kyurem: ....
Kyurem: people sell that shit?
Cobalion: yeah just go on ebay and you'll find something

*so kyurem goes on ebay and buys a "get along shirt" in its largest size x5 so it fits both reshiram and zekrom*

*due to plot magic it arrives straight away*

Kyurem: alright you two put it on
Reshiram: NO
Zekrom: NO
Virizion: *walks in* me and keldeo made an apple pie, would you like a taste?
Reshiram: KELDEO MADE IT?!
Zekrom: NAH FAM I'M GOOD
Cobalion: I'll have a taste
Virizion: ok ;))

Kyurem: you two better get in that shirt or you'll be forced to eat the apple pie KELDEO made
Reshiram: eeeeeeeeeee
Zekrom: TCH FINE

*so they put it on*

Kyurem: I would like that to NOT be in shreds by tomorrow, thanks
Reshiram: how long do we have to wear it tho
Kyurem: uhhhh cobalion?
Cobalion: eh, a week
Reshiram; WHAT
Zekrom: ....
Zekrom: wanna go play odyssey
Reshiram: fine, but THIS time I'M CAPPY

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Eeeee uh so yes, they will be wearing that shirt for the next week, cobalion said so

Also lesson learnt don't eat anything keldeo cooked anyways bye