What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} who left this child here

This was requested by Emily_the_Lupa so thank you for that

And uh- Lunala finds Ash Ketchum tied up in her basement. Who the fuck put him there..?

You'll never know... I mean, unless you look at the photo above and the end of this chapter

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Lunala: look at the time, it's half past nine, time to put the child to sleep
Necrozma: do you need a bag
Lunala: no thanks
Necrozma: do you need a night light
Lunala: yes
Necrozma: x doubt
Lunala: wtf
Lunala: anyways

*she goes down and sees not only cosmog but Ash Ketchum, tied up in the corner*

Lunala: ok Necrozma I know you hate children but what the fuck
Fini: hello Solgaleo told me you needed he-

Lunala: ...
Fini: ...
Ash: ..
Cosmog: WAAAAAAAA
Lunala: ...
Fini: ...
Ash: ...
Cosmog: WAAAAA
Lunala: OK SHUT UP

Fini; why, is there a child in here?
Lunala: idfk ask Necrozma
Fini: NECROZMA
Lunala: wait I didn't mean-

Necrozma: WHAT
Fini: WHY IS THERE A CHILD HERE
Necrozma: wait you don't know about cosmog
Fini: no I mean this human
Necrozma: wtf
Lunala: *unties Ash* where's your dad
Ash: dead
Lunala: holy fuck I'm sorry I asked that-

Necrozma: is your mom also dead?
Ash: not yet
Fini: is she dating anyone?
Ash: why the fuck do you wanna know what my family is up too
Lunala: sheesh child watch the language, how old are you?
Ash: technically I should be 33 by now but I'm 11
Necrozma: how the fu

*Lunala calls child support, aka Arceus*

Arceus: a child? In the basement?
Lunala: YES
Arceus: hah, Giratina is in the basement. Sorry, I mean distortion world.
Lunala: you wot
Arceus: I didn't shove him down there tho he kinda went himself

*Lunala hears munching noises from the other side*

Lunala: are you eating donuts again?
Arceus: yes
Fini: wait police eat donuts
Necrozma: wait does that mean
Lunala: POLICE
Arceus: wot
Lunala: ARCEUS WE NEED TO START AN INVESTIGATION OF WHO LEFT THIS CHILD HERE
Arceus: what the fuck do you want me to do
Lunala: you must ask everyone in Sinnoh about what they were doing yesterday and today
Arceus: I- mk

*so an investigation begins*

Giratina

Arceus: Alright Giratina I know you did it
Giratina: did what
Arceus: ahaha stop pretending like you don't know
Giratina: fine, you got me, I was the one who spilt the orange juice on your favourite carpet..
Arceus: good mista- wait WHAT

Dialga

Arceus: hmmm.. could you go back in time and see who did it?
Dialga: we all know what happened last time
Arceus: ok fair point

Palkia

Palkia: you know the only thing I would steal is-
Arceus: SANITY, I know. But that boy looks to have a lot of sanity
Palkia: for a human, yes. but a dick head like me? Nah.

*Meanwhile*

Koko

Koko: hoe what
Lunala: why is the boy you gave the electrium z too in the basement
Koko: dude I literally have no idea who he is
Lunala: YOU GAVE HIM THE DAMN ELECTRIUM Z HOW DO YOU NOT KN-
Koko: HOE I GIVE THEM OUT TO EVERYONE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO HE IS

Lele

Lele: a child?
Lunala: who's father is dead
Lele: damn, I wouldn't be that harsh to him
Necrozma: YOU STOLE MY NIGHT LIGHT
Lele: excluding Necrozma