(Ft. Mewtwo, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Dialga & Arceus)
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Rayquaza: today, I have made a discovery that I regret making
Deoxys: yourself?
Rayquaza: I-
Mewtwo: DAYUM
Dialga: that's not a good roast..
Deoxys: shut
Rayquaza: anyways, as I was saying..
Rayquaza: *pulls down a sheet of paper from the 4th wa- ceiling that is a picture of a smexy Gardevoir*
Mewtwo: oh god
Dialga: a.. Gardevoir?
Rayquaza: it's not just that..
Arceus: *behind Mewtwo* you called?
Mewtwo: AAA
Arceus: what did you call me?
Mewtwo: ..well yes but no
Arceus: well next time don't I'm too busy eating donuts
Dialga: as usual..
Rayquaza: GARDEVOIR IS SEEN A 'WAIFU', OK?
Everyone: ...
Arceus: ..I'm aware of that-
Deoxys: what's a 'waifu'?
Rayquaza: I-
Arceus: I-
Deoxys: am I supposed to know..?
Mewtwo: that sounds like something a weeb would make up
Rayquaza: it is something a weeb made up
Mewtwo: OH NO
Deoxys: idontknowwhataweebis
Rayquaza: you're like older than me how do you-
Deoxys: WELL I DIDN'T COME FROM ARCEUS, DID I?
Arceus: WELL I DIDN'T CREATE WEEBS, DI-
Dialga: ...
Arceus: ...
Dialga: ...
Arceus: ..oh wait
Mewtwo: I'm guessing others like Lopunny are waifu's too, huh?
Deoxys: can someone tell me what a DAMN WAIFU IS??
Rayquaza: anyone could be a waifu..
Dialga: I COULD BE A WAIFU-
Arceus: I very much doubt that
Dialga: well you never know who could make a persona out of me!
Mewtwo: oh shit- I'm humanoid-
Rayquaza: HA
Deoxys: wait can I be a waifu?
Rayquaza: yes
Arceus: yes
Dialga: you're probably the one who's most likely to be out of all of us
Deoxys: what? 'cause I'm humanoid?
Mewtwo: tbh you're a bit more than that
Deoxys: ..don't start that again-
Rayquaza: *sweating*
Dialga: wait so you're telling me people have pictures of Gardevoir around their room
Rayquaza: probably, yes
Arceus: oh look here's a good example *opens portal thing to weeb's room*
Deoxys: HOLY
Mewtwo: ..oh
Dialga: are you ashamed in them, Arceus?
Arceus: very much, yes
Arceus: I also know their search history too
Mewtwo: *sweating*
Deoxys: tbh I don't wanna know it...
Rayquaza: anyways we all know what a waifu is?
Dialga: already did
Arceus: yes *munches on donut*
Mewtwo: yes..
Deoxys: WAIT
Rayquaza: what
Deoxys: is there someone with pictures of ME around their room????
Everyone: ...
Arceus: well I can check if ya like-
Deoxys: NO
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