What do Legendaries get up to?

{REQUEST} that stupid boy appears again

mostly likely the last chapter i'll ever publish here, but when i make the DisasterAddict account, i PROMISE i'll make a sequel to this book.

btw it is straight up DisasterAddict without a space

anyways, this was fun to write at 1am, enjoy

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*theres a knock on the door*

Arceus: mewtwo go get it
Mewtwo: wait i was supposed to be in the naughty corner
Mew: no he's not, that's an excuse to not open the door
Arceus: you're a psychic type so surely you can open it from here
Mewtwo: YOURE GOD FOR HEAVENS SAKE GO TELEPORT WHOEVERS AT THE DOOR HERE
Arceus: *munches on donut* my powers must be used wisely
Shaymin; he means to be used to make donuts
Arceus: shut

Lugia: mewtwo just go get the darn door
Mewtwo: fine

*he opens the door and sees ash ketchum*

Mewtwo: ...
Ash: ...
Mewtwo: *grabs door* stay there
Ash: when they said "grab the door" i don't think they meant-
Mewtwo: stay there

*mewtwo brings the door over but ash follows*

Lugia: thank you mewtwo
Mewtwo: wait you actually wanted the door
Lugia: no i mean for the child
Mewtwo: *looks at ash and yelps*
Mewtwo: fuck

(ya know that meme heheheheheheh)

Arceus: hello human child what are you doing here
Calyrex: that's mah job to refer to kids as human ch-
Zarude: i stole your horses
Calyrex: NOW LISTEN HERE YA LITTLE-

*calyrex yeets himself onto zarude as the two duel it out*

Ash: ah yes two legendaries i am yet to meet
Ash: i think
Ash: idk the author doesn't watch journeys
Zapdos: *sips tea* she better not do
Moltres: i was gonna make fun of you but-
Zapdos: yeah. don't.

Mewtwo: *points at ash* who is this, strange, lost child?
Ash: i have met you in literally every movie
Mewtwo: i know and i fucking hate it

Reshiram: why have we all interacted with this child at some point
Deoxys: i haven't
Rayquaza: have you lost your noggin? you literally have your own movie
Deoxys: and you don't ahahhaahaha
Rayquaza: yes i do and we share the same one
Reshiram: awwwww
Rayquaza: shut

Ash: i introduce you to the role of the protagonist
Shaymin: how long are you staying here anyways?
Ash: a week
Mewtwo: what the living fu-

*solgaleo walks over to him*

Ash: oh hi 29438473727th legendary i've met
Mewtwo: *in bg* THERE ARENT EVEN THAT MANY LEGENDS AND MYTHS COMBINED
Ash: how may i help you?
Solgaleo: if you're planning to stay with the alola squad tonight, just a heads up: the house is infested with ultra beasts
Necrozma: NOT MY FAULT
Ho-oh: hoe it is VERY much your fault

Arceus: well there's 7 days of the week and 8 gens so-
Mewtwo: he gets to miss out on staying with gen 1??
Arceus: -he stays with 1 and 2 combined
Mewtwo: fuck
Ash: ahhahaahahahahah

*and so mewtwo, who was about to shove ash in a bag but remembered what happened last time he did that, brings ash home*

monday: gen 1&2

S.Mewtwo: is ash here?
Mewtwo: yes
S.Mewtwo: alive?
Mewtwo: unfortunately, yes
Ash: yo wtf

Mewtwo: i would like to kill you
Ash: i know that, i mean two mewtwo???
S.Mewtwo: long story short i'm from another universe
Ash: honestly not the craziest thing i've witnessed
Mewtwo: yeah, getting turned to STONE