Obey Me! MC's Adventures in the Devildom

11K- The Bucket List/Bi Fem. Reader

"So, how long do I have, normally?"

"Normally? Ha, there is no normality. You have two full days left."

You and Simeon were seated at a large table in a grand hall. Lucifer was also there.

"So," Simeon continued. "You must have some things you want to do before you die, I mean, you've never really sinned. When you did, it was only something minor, like eating too much, or fornication."

Lucifer cleared his throat. "Well, fornication is quite the serious mat-"

"Well, since it was their only major sin, we can forget about that-"

"Ahem, but once one sin is completed, there is no way they can-"

"Yes, I know, but it was only one si-"

"You angels are the ones who set the rules, don't try and change them-"

"You just want to take them to Hell so you can-"

"Do what? The Celestial system is already fragile, all they have to do is cough and they're going to Hell!"

There was and intense silence, as Simeon and Lucifer glared at each other, gritting their teeth. Simeon softly took a breath, and sighed.

"Well, they're coming to the Celestial Realm, whether you like it or not."

It seems that apparently, they both like you.

"Anyways, back to the-"

"Fornication?" You interrupted Simeon.
Simeon slowly nodded, blushing.

"You and your ex- boyfriend, um...."

You nodded. "I know. That was my first and only time. Besides, I'm like, nineteen now, that happened two years ago."

"So, what is first on your bucket list?" Lucifer asked.

"To go to Italy." You say.

"Alright, let's go."

"What's next?" Simeon asked.

"Let's have my funeral."

"Okay, I guess."

"No, but I want my funeral to be a party."

"(Y/n), no!"

"Next?" I want to meet my favorite character's voice actor."

"Who is your favorite character?"

"His name is Leviathan."

"Well, let's go. Wait, Leviathan?" (Lucifer was confused).

"So, what is next your highness?"

"Next.... (Whatever you want to do.)"

"Alright, we can make it happen."

"Next?"

"Next, I want to put on silly dresses from the sixteen hundreds and act like the women in those days. Oh, also, I want to wear a corset, and I want a big dress, Oh, and you two can act like the men from those days, because of course you have experience...."

"I don't know if I should be offended or amused."

A day passed, and you'd seen everything you wanted.
You had only one last request.

"Simeon?" You asked.

"Yes, (Y/n)?"

"For my last request, I'd like to properly have my first time."

Simeon coughed. "Pardon, Mistress?"

"Wow. Really nice." You say. "I said, I want to have sex again. The first time didn't count."