April 2, 2021
oh my god.
I've never been so sad and so happy at the same time.
SO BASICALLY I MET MONTANA BOY AND OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOODDDDD. i'm so fucking in love with him FUCK BRUH. okay okay so basically he left saturday afternoon (march 28th) and it's like a 5 1/2 hour drive so he didn't get here until 10 p.m but his parents dropped him off at my house and like the whole 30 minutes before he came i was FREAKING OUT like so bad and my heart was beating so fast and shit and then he texted me "i'm here" AND I ZOOMED OUT THE DOOR but my dad stopped me for like 10 seconds and didn't say anything but then i ran out there and fucking JUMPED into his arms bruh and then BRUH MY DUMB ASS fuckin said "oh my god you're real" and it was kinda funny lol but then he brought me to the car to meet his parents and his sister which was scary but they were so nice bruh, and then i brought him inside after his parents left to the hotel and he met my parents and we just kinda sat on the couch and talked for a little and then i gave him a little house tour and let him meet my brothers, then we went to my room and we kissed for the first time and AHHHHHH BBBRRRUUUHHHH he's so good 😔 and then we drove around so i could show him the town a little (even tho it was dark) and we went to a park with a pond and a bridge and we made out on the bridge and it was so cute bruh then we went to the playground and went down the slide lmao. and then i took him to a lake in the next town but we only sat in the parking lot lol and then i took him back to the hotel and we made out in the car for like 10 minutes lol BUT YEAH SO THATS THE FIRST DAY
this is gonna be the LONGEST chapter i've ever done lmao but it's mostly just for me so i have the mems lmao
anyways the next day (sunday) we both woke up super early (like 8:30) and i met him around 10:30 and we went with his family to get coffee and then me and him just went on a drive after 😋 we were gonna go to the rock shop but since i live in MORMON ASS STATE everything was closed 😔 so instead we got boba and then went on a long ass drive and somehow ended up in like this weird town so that was fun. also the road we were on was taking us up this hill that had like a thing you had to pay for so we flipped a U LMAO. anyways after that we just drive back to my house and he met my other brother who was gone and we made out in my bed and it got a LIL spicy but not too much 😳 lol. THEN we went on another drive around and looked at houses EVERYEHERE and up in this one town near mine there were literal MANSIONS and ohhhh my GOD bruh one literally had a zip line and he was like "our house is gonna have one of those" AGDUSHSISH lmao. OKAY then we went back to the hotel and went swimming in the hotel pool and his sister smacked her chin on the ground cuz she dove in 😭😭😭 but yeah that was fun. then we showered and got food at sonic which wasn't very good 😔 LMAO OMG and he said "this chicken tastes like it was yelled at" and i think that's so funny bruh. anyways after that we went on a drive and we went up to this lookout that's like 20 mins away and ended up BANGING in the backseat LMAO and low key hurt cuz man kept hitting my cervix 😭😭 and people kept FLASHING US cuz it was like 11:30 and a lot of people were there LMAO oh well i didn't know them anyways. FREE SHOW 🗣🗣🗣
SORRY lmao. thennn the next day (monday) we woke up later 😳 like 11 and i met him around 12:30 and then we went with his family to go axe throwing !?! which was pretty swag. i didn't do it but it was really fun to watch. AND LITERALLY montana is good at EVERYTHING lmao like wtf is thATTT. they also had wristbands with their slogan which is "just the tip" 🥲 and "bad axe" lol so that was fun. The guy there also thought i was a part of their family which was kinda funny cuz me and montana were being real touchy to be siblings 😳😳 lmao. Anyways, then after that we went back to the hotel to get ready and we went to the hot springs that are by my house and BRUUUHHHHH it was so fun and OMG BRUH ill never forget the way he looked at me 😭😭 like i was just chillen on the steps and he was kinda in front of me and i was looking at him and then he turned his head to look at me and BRUH FUCK he smiled SO CUTE and he kinda like RUCK IDK BUT JT WAS THE CUTEST SHIT BRUH omg i'm in love. anyways we kinda just chilled while we were there and he complimented a lot of people's tattoos lol. Then after that i went back to my house so i could shower and then i think we just went on a drive to find food and ended up going to wendy's and idk why this was so funny but the person on the speaker asked if i wanted to try the jalapeño poppers or some shit and i just said "no" and idk why he thought it was so funny but 😭😭 yeah anyways after that we went to his hotel to eat and talk to his family (who were all just laying on the bed together) and OH YEAH i literally looked like a mini version of him because i had on his hoodie and i put in black joggers cuz that's mostly what he wears and then my white converse cuz that's what he had LMAO it was cute. anyways we just hung out at the hotel until like 1 a.m and my parents weren't very happy but that's okay. his dad also said that he likes listening to me and montana talk to each other cuz it's funny the way we talk to each other LMAO. oh yeah and BRUUUHHHH my back hurt and he literally rubbed it for me i was like 😔😔😔 bruh marry me. ANYWAYS THATS ALL FOR THAT DAY, WE DIDNT BANG!
YOU ARE READING
RANT BOOK
Humorfree reaction meme with every rant i post !! 😎 So I decided to make this book for whenever I gotta rant/vent/talk ab what going on cuz I always got shit to say about life and sometimes it can be VERY interesting LOL so enjoy. spoiler: montana boy b...