A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 1: A Challenge to this Lich

A/n: And away we go, into the depths of the next volume. Enjoy! :)
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Cheeky voices could be heard coming from the adventurers guild.

Adventurer 27: Mommy!

Darkness: You think you can make fun of nobility and they'll just take it lying down? Stay right there! I'll kill all of you!

Y/n: Pfft! Mommy, feed me!

Her face bright red, Darkness swung her fist at Y/n who easily dodged it and got someone else in the guild to join.

Adventurer 82: Mommy, why are you angry? I'm hungry, mommy! Give me boobie-gaaah!!

The teasing was interrupted by Darkness grabbing him by the neck, causing him to let out a chicken like squawk.

Aqua: Come on Darkness, acting so violently during a party is against etiquette, you know? Look at everyone having fun. Is it really so hard to read the mood?

Hearing Aqua acting so elegantly, Darkness released the adventurer who was teasing her and dropped to her knees.

Darkness: A-Aqua is telling me to read the mood...

Y/n: Never would've thought I'd see the day.

Kazuma: Me neither.

One of the female adventurers then approached her with a wide grin.

Adventurer 19: Mommy! I need your help collecting ingredients for my cure, so boobie-ah, wait, ow ow ow ow!

The woman mocking Darkness shrieked as Darkness grabbed her breasts.

Darkness: If you want boobs so much, why don't you use your own?! Here, I'll squeeze them for you!

Adventurer 19: Stop! Lalatina, stop! You're tearing them off!

The current situation was the result of Sylphina wanting to thank everyone for the help.

Aqua: There's a child here, so stop talking about boobs this and boobies that! Megumin's mood is getting worse, so let's put a stop to all this boob talk right here!

Megumin: You're the one who said it the most! And I'm not in a bad mood, don't make it sound like I have a complex about my breasts!

Y/n: I mean you shouldn't right? You got the Y/n seal of approval.

He said as he made a grabbing motion.

Megumin: Y/n!

Kazuma: Really?

Y/n: Yea you bet, fits right in my-whoa!

Y/n was cut off when Megumin swung her staff at him, which he dodged.

Y/n: Why are you getting so mad? Come on, it's not that bad.

Megumin: That's not the point!

Megumin rushed Y/n again, but he side stepped her and started pulling on her cat ears.

Megumin: Ow! Ow!

Y/n: Wow, they're actually real. To think this could happen if I gave you too much of my mana.

Megumin: I said stop!

Kazuma: You think the extra aggression is from your mana?

Y/n: No way.