A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 2: Heretic Syndrome

A/n: The decreed hour has come. Enjoy. :)
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In a dimly lit room...

Kazuma: Hmmmmm...

Y/n: Ah, Kazuma. Welcome back to the world of the living.

Kazuma: ...Why are you here?

Y/n was currently being held by the collar of his shirt by a female knight that runs the police station and on the ground were numerous broken cuffs.

Knight: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!! WHY WON'T YOU JUST STAY STILL AND DO AS YOUR TOLD?!?! ARE YOU SOME INEPT RETARD?!?!?!?!

She yelled as she shook Y/n violently.

Y/n: Hey, hey, there's no need to yell. I told you that those things hurt my wrists. Plus, it's your fault for having such easily breakable cuffs.

Knight: YOUR THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS TOWN THATS CAPABLE OF DOING THAT!!!!

Y/n: What about Katsuragi?

Knight: WHO?!?

Y/n: Ehhh, forget it. They're not important.

Knight: Enough! I've gotta deal with this one now!

She said as she slapped another pair of cuffs on Y/n.

Knight: Now then, Satou, you dropkicked a passing priest who has done nothing to provoke yoi yesterday. Do you deny this?

Kazuma: Nope.

Y/n: Wait, I didn't do anything. Why am I being locked up?

Knight: You injured 30 adventurers! Why else do you think?!

Y/n: Uhhhhh, he told me to do it.

Kazuma: No I didn't.

Y/n: You said I could do whatever I wanted.

Kazuma: I didn't think you'd go that far!

Y/n: Hey that's basically a confession right there, so I'm free to go right?

A vein began twitching on the temple of the Knight.

Knight: So let me get this straight. Satou, you simply dropkicked a passing priest, in the face no less on a whim?

Kazuma: That is correct.

Knight: And L/n, you fought and injured 30 adventurers because Satou said that he would need back up?

Y/n: Sounds about right.

Kazuma glanced at Y/n, which was immediately replied with a peace sign.

Knight: *sigh*...That priest is the same person that Lady Dustiness asked me to throughly investigate a few days ago. Does that have anything to do with this matter?

Kazuma: It doesn't...probably.

Y/n: Man, you guys suck at investigating stuff.

The knight grabbed Y/n by the collar once more and began shaking him.

Y/n: Isn't violence...during interrogation...against the law?

Kazuma: Yea, we can pretty much sue her. Plus we can both afford a lawyer.

Knight: You two are speaking to a knight of Axel! One in charge of managing this police station!

Y/n: Sure don't act like one.

Knight: Naturally, I'm well aware of the odd atmosphere that has taken over this town as of late! You teo know something about this, right?! You might have a bad reputation, but even you two wouldn't go out of their way to injure someone for no reason! Considering your actions in the past, you must know something! Now, out with it! What are you hiding?! What is happening to this town?!