A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 4: Dullahan, Explosions, and thats about it

Kazuma: CREATE WATERRR!!!

A stream of water flowed from Kazumas hand after he yelled out his new spell and used it to fill up a cup. Which he then drank from.

Kazuma: Ahhhhh, that hits the spot.

Darkness: Look Kazuma, I was able to get my armor repaired with the cabbage bounty.

Kazuma: Looks like something a rich kid would wear.

Y/n: I do like that wing on the shoulder though.

Darkness: Geez Kazuma, would it kill you to pay me an actual compliment. You never show any mercy do you... hah.

Y/n: I've been deceived yet again.

Kazuma: Look I can't deal with multiple weirdos okay.

He said as he pointed towards Megumin who was rubbing her body against her new staff.

Megumin: The power I feel from this staff is amazing, its magical power waiting to be unleashed. Hah.

Y/n: What am I seeing right now? Yet I can't look away. I should probably stop her. Oi, Megumin. Please stop your making me rather uncomfortable.

Megumin: Huh? Oh sorry I got lost in the power of this staff.

Y/n: Its all good. Pretty nice lookin staff too.

Megumin: I know right! With this I'll be able to unleash even more powerful explosions. Oh. Y/n would you accompany me again to that abandoned castle we found?

Y/n: Sure sounds like fun; but why do we have to go there again?

Megumin: So I can practice my explosion magic of course.

Y/n: Whats there to practice?

Megumin: Geez Y/n. I can't tell if your messing with me or not. How do you not know these things?

Y/n: Uhm. Sorry I'm not used to using magic very often so ya know.

Megumin: Its fine, guess I'll just teach you anything you don't know.

Y/n: Alright. I'm looking forward to you teaching me.

Megumin began blushing at how excited Y/n seemed to be about her teaching him.

Megumin: Does he like spending time with me? I wonder. Hey Y/n do yo-

She was cut-off by a screaming Aqua.

Aqua: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS ALL I GET?!?!? I CAUGHT SO MANY CABBAGES THOUGH!!!

Luna: Well the thing is...

Aqua: What is it?

Luna: Um, looking at your catch. Most of what you brought back was lettuce.

Aqua: Why is there lettuce mixed in?

Darkness: Lettuce does have a low redemption rate.

Kazuma: Really, I never would've thought.

Y/n: Well thats interesting, I never would've thought that either.

Aqua turned her anger towards Kazuma and quickly put on a fake smile.

Aqua: Oh Ka-zu-ma. How much did you end up making on the last quest?

Kazuma: Hmm, bout a mil.

Everyone was shocked at the amount Kazuma earned except Y/n who earned about double the amount.