A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 1: Did I really get Isekaid??

A/n: This is my first story. Sooooooooooooo I hope you enjoy it.

Thoughts

Talking

Y/n: Your name

Alright let's get started.

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Y/n woke up in a very dark room after opening his eyes and sees a guy in a green tracksuit next to him and a girl sitting across from them, who seemly isn't wearing any pants.

Y/n: I must be dreaming or that girl isn't wearing any pants. No way this is definitely a dream if I'm seeing this right now. Ah I must be lucid dreaming, not bad I guess. But who's this guy next to me?

???: Satou Kazuma and Y/n L/n, welcome to the afterlife. Just recently you both have lost your lives. In other words your both quite dead.

Y/n: WAIT A MINUTE!! Are you saying that I'm like, dead dead? Like this isn't a dream and I've ascended tooo... Actually where the hell the are we?

Kazuma: As much I want to know what comes next; what happened to the girl?

???: Ah yes, the girl you pushed is completely fine.

Kazuma: Ah, well thats good to hear.

???: I mean, she would've been fine even of you didn't push her.

Kazuma: I'm sorry, come again?

Y/n: Oh no, I feel like this isn't going to be good.

???: Last time I checked tractors weren't capable of going the speed of a formula 1 car.

Kazuma: I'm sorry, run that by me again. Did you say Tractor?

???: Yup.

Kazuma: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Then how did I die?

???: You died of shock. For some reason you thought it was a speeding truck.

Kazuma: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!

???&Y/n: (Laughter)

Y/n: PFFT!! Dude there's actually no way you died of shock from a tractor.

Aqua: I don't think there's much room for you to be talking, Y/n.

Y/n: Huh?! W-what do you mean by that?

Blue: I mean, sure dying from shock is pretty embarrassing, but dying from a frozen lunch thrown out a two story building is worse.

Y/n: ...

Kazuma: Have anything to say flying lunch boy?

Y/n: As of this moment I regret everything.

Future problem: Kazuma, your family is currently at the hospital laughing like no tomorrow.

Kazuma: OKAY!!! THATS ENOUGH I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!!!!

Y/n: Doesn't feel good does it tractor boy?

Blue woman: Y/n, your family is currently having lunch with the people who threw that frozen lunch. Ah, actually I think that it belonged to your brother.

Y/n: ...

Kazuma: At this point you might as well admit that you got it worse than me.

Y/n: Shut up man.

Blue thing: Hah. That made my day. There isn't anything better than laughter to make the day go buy faster.

Y/n: Day? Its pitch black in here. What time even is it?