A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Prologue + Part 1: The Ten Million Bride

A/n: Volume 7 is here! The last three chapters were pretty short, but they're about to be nice and long again! Enjoy!
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Prologue

Darkness: Why are you always like this?!

Kazuma: That's what I should be saying! Why do you keep lecturing me?! Do you want me to notice you or something, you tsundere?! If you like me, just come out and say it!

Darkness: Who would like a virgin shut in like you! How about I teach you a lesson!

Kazuma: S-Stop it! I'm carefully polishing the precious ring Iris left me! What if it goes missing when your attacking me! Didn't you say this was important?!

Darkness: I'm mad because its important!

Y/n: You guys really still talking about that stupid ring?

Kazuma: Don't call the ring filled with Iris's emotions stupid!

Y/n: Emotions? Don't kid yourself.

Kazuma: Shut up!

Darkness: Ughhh, I just got back home, but I don't feel rested at all.

Y/n: You live with us, what were you expecting?

Darkness: I don't know.

Kazuma: That should be my line. You guys always stir up trouble and then you wanna go and lecture me. You barely reach the bottom of aristocracy, but your still a noble lady, right? Showing the air of a fine lady wouldn't be bad for you.

Darkness: B-Bottom of aristocracy? Your calling the Dustiness house known as 'the favored sword of the kingdom' the bottom of aristocracy?

Y/n: Why is called 'favored sword' when you can't hit a damn thing? Should be changed to 'favored meat shield of the kingdom'.

Darkness: M-Meat...

Y/n: Stop.

Darkness: I don't understand, when I revealed my family background, you were more interested in my name than my social status. What a weird guy.

Kazuma: What are you saying, Lalatina? I don't want to be called weird like you. Your a noble lady, an adventurer, and a masochist. Just how many character traits do you want, you greedy woman?

Y/n: Wait, do I have anymore character traits?

Kazuma: Yea, a pervert in disguise.

Y/n: I don't think that should count.

Kazuma: So your not denying it?

Y/n: I'm not saying I am, I'm not saying I'm not.

Kazuma: Right, I'll get back to you on that.

Darkness: It seems I'll have to settle things with you one day.

Kazuma: Yea yea, let's have a match one day then.

Y/n: Now that's something I gotta see.

Kazuma took a sip of tea while shrugging his shoulders.

Kazuma: Hey, this tea isn't that bad.

Darkness: You said the food I make is average, but I'm quite confident in my tea. If you apologize for your rude comments earlier, I may make some more for you.

Kazuma: I get it, I get it, sorry for teasing you. How about this, if you ever fall from grace with your nobility, then I'll hire you as a maid.

Darkness: Falling from grace isn't possible. You really are strange. I thought you were a weakling, but you act courageous at times, but will go out at night doing devious things. I wonder which one is the real you.