A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 2: Axis Cult vs Eris Church

A/n: Enjoy.
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Aqua: Kazuma, how much longer are you going to sleep? Are you dressed? You're not doing anything weird, right? You aren't, right? I'm coming in! Why's it so cold?!

Y/n: Aqua...please...stop yelling. My ears are ringing.

Kazumas head emerged from the blanket.

Kazuma: Hey, close the door or the cold air will escape.

Aqua: Its noon already and why is your room so cold? Is the winter shogun in your closet?

Y/n: He better not be. I'm too tired to deal with that right now.

Kazuma: Why would I keep such a dangerous thing as a pet? And I have ice buckets in the corners of my room. That's why it's cold.

Aqua: Where did you get ice in the hot summer? I want some ice to help me sleep at night too.

Kazuma: Remember when Wiz bought a lot of high grade manatite? I used the power of money, and bought the manatite cheaply in bulk. Then used freeze to create all the ice.

Y/n: Not a bad idea. I personally like the cold better than the heat.

Aqua: Your ability to waste money and magic is unsurpassed. Can you do that to my room too?

Y/n: Oh please, your the queen at wasting money and magic.

Kazuma: Why are you two here anyway? Aqua, weren't you going to the Axis church?

Y/n: She dragged me out of bed to go with her.

Aqua: Exactly. Its embarrassing asking my followers to host a celebration to praise myself. So I was hoping that you two could accompany me and insinuate them to host the event.

Kazuma: You have Y/n with you already. Just go with him. Plus there's Megumin and Darkness.

Aqua: Y/n might run if I take my eyes off of him.

Y/n: Damn right I will.

Aqua: See? And Darkness said she was busy with lordship duties and Megumin says that she's meeting someone.

Aqua said as she picked up a bucket and started walking over to Kazuma.

Kazuma: Hey, what are you dojng with that? I refuse to go. The weather's too hot to be running around outside today. Get away from me! Alright, alright, I'll go, so put the bucket down!
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A small building in the suburbs of Axel.

Aqua: Here we are. It looks like a very small church, bit this accentuates the humility of the Axis cultists. It feels very nice.

Kazuma: This church feels like it'll collapse of the wind blows too hard.

Y/n: Is this place really safe?

The three arrived at the Axis Cult church.

Y/n: *yawn* I miss my bed.

Kazuma: Me too. Hey, is the person in charge of this place crazy too? I'm leaving if he's a weirdo.

Y/n: I second that motion.

Aqua: Everyone in the Axis Cult is a good person, so don't worry. I've never met the person in charge of this church, but it seems a new person had taken the position.

Aqua said as she placed her hands on the church door.

???: See. No problem, right? Verify it...seriously don't make me deal with these kinds of goods again.