A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 7: Sprites, Shogun, Pantera?

A/n: It is time my brethren. The next part is among us, now go forth and seek out the content you desire.
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Kazuma: I WANT MONEY!!

Aqua: That's what everyone wants you idiot. Making me a goddess sleep in the stables. You should be giving me a life of luxury. How useless can you be?

Y/n: Look at the pot calling the kettle black.

Kazuma: Do you not understand, why I want money?

Aqua: Huh?

Kazuma: DEBT!!! Thanks to debt you decided to rack up, all of our reward money from the dullahan was used as compensation. Just this morning, I woke up with my eyes frozen shut! If we don't do something we'll die of frost bite!

Aqua stood up while slamming her hands on the table.

Aqua: Everyone would've died if it wasn't for me!?!? I ONLY DESERVE PRAISE FOR MY ACTIONS!!!

Y/n: I had a good amount still from the cabbage quest, but after the stunt you pulled I'm broke. So thanks for that.

Aqua: Not my problem.

Y/n: This little...

Kazuma: You self centered bitch! If your own accomplishments are so praise worthy, then the rewards, perks and DEBT are all yours! Have fun paying off all 40 million.

Kazuma said as he started to walk away, which led Aqua to grab him and begin apologizing profusely.

Aqua: KAZUMA!! I'M SORRY!!! I GOT CARRIED AWAY!! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

Darkness and Megumin then entered the guild.

Darkness: What's all the fuss about?

Y/n: You know, Aqua things. Oh, Megumin, can I have my sword back now?

Megumin: I don't know, do you want to meet the end of my staff again?

Y/n: NO MA'AM!! FORGIVE ME!

Kazuma: Shes got him completely wrapped around her finger. Is Megumin really that scary?

Megumin: Anyway, do we have any quests lined up?

Kazuma: Not yet considering the situation...

They glanced at the rest of the guild which was happily enjoying themselves.

Megumin: The reward for fighting a devil king general was distributed to everyone who participated. Now there's no reason for anyone to go on quests. To be honest, I welcome it.

Darkness: A quest with a really p-poweful enemy wouldn't be too bad...hah...

Y/n: No, it definitely would be bad. Megumin can I get my sword back please? If we go on a quest, I don't think my bare fists would do anything.

Megumin: Just shoot your ceros you'll be fine.

Y/n: That's like shooting more than one explosion and calling it a day. At that point you'll be completely useless. You wouldn't even need to go.

Kazuma: Y/n, I'm not sure how scary Megumin can be, but I think you just dug your own grave.

Megumin: Y/n. Please come with me for a minute.

She said with a deadly calm

Y/n: You know I think I saw a pretty good looking qu-

Y/n was cut-off by Megumin gripping the collar of his shirt and dragging him out the guild.