A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 6 + Epilogue: Princess of the Six Flowers

A/n: Nothing much to say here but enjoy.
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The morning after the heist, the capital was in an uproar. After the princesses magic item was stolen, legends of the silver haired thieving group would spread like wildfire. But right now...

Chris: Darkness, please calm down! There's a good reason for all of this, Ahhhhhh!! It's cracking! My skulls gonna explode!

Kazuma: Hey! Listen to my explanation! You'll understand after listening! Please, listen to me first! I'll die if you use anymore strength!

Darkness: I'll listen! I'll listen alright? This is just preparation before I listen to your explanation! I'll judge after listening to your explanation whether I should strangle you three to death!

Kazuma: That's murder!

Darkness: Does it look like I care right now?!

Chris and Kazuma were trapped in Darknesses iron claw while Y/n stood on the side.

Y/n: Yo, so can I-AHHHHHHHH!!!

Y/n was immediately caught in Darknesses Iron Claw when he tried to leave.

Y/n: Stop it! I was kidnapped by Chris! She forced me to do it!

Chris: H-How can you say such a thing? Ow, ow! Wait, listen Darkness! Y/n was really eager to join and get a chance to fight the royal guards.

Y/n: What a snitch!

Chris: You snitched first! Plus when things got serious, you two wanted to keep going despite the whole castle knowing of our presence!

Kazuma: Way to sacrifice yourself Y/n! I'm just a minion! There's no way I could have a status in the thieving group!

Y/n: Yea, same here! I'm just a minion!

Chris: Why are you trying ro establish a hierarchy with just the three of us!

Chris, Kazuma and Y/n were kneeling in front of Darkness as they argued.

Darkness: Hey.

Darkness still had a furious expression on her face.

Darkness: Spit it out.

Under Darknesses cold glare everyone told of what happened truthfully.

Darkness: You three are seriously...Why didn't you tell me? If you told me from the start then, then you wouldn't have to do something so foolish. I could've helped you.

Y/n: I wouldn't say it was foolish, but a new experience.

Darkness: I see, you want to experience something worse than my grip strength?

Y/n: Absolutely not. Forgive me, madam.

Kazuma: I wanted to tell the castle authorities, but Chris said that even nobles would crave immortality.

Chris: I-I thought it would be fine if we told Darkness. Those two made me change my mind!

Y/n: Oh, so we really are snitching today, huh?! Are we just gonna ignore the fact that I was kidnapped!?!?

Kazuma: I tried to stop you, but you didn't listen! You suck at listening to people!

Chris: Your the same way assistant!

Kazuma: Huh?! Why I outta-

Y/n: Thems fighting words!

Darkness: *sigh* It doesn't matter now I guess. Luckily I'm the only one who knows about your identity.