Well I really don't have much to say soooooooo LETSA GOOOOOOO.
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After getting some gear for their first kill quest our three fools set out on their first kill quest.
Kazuma: AQUA! AQUA! Y/N! Y/N!
Aquas dying of laughter while Y/n watches in fear.
Y/n: Okay. I know I said that the adventurer class would allow me to use a bunch of skills but now I'm really regretting not picking arch-mage.
Aqua: Hm? Why do you say that?
Y/n: WHY?!?! Those are GIANT FROGS THAT EAT PEOPLE!!! If I knew this was what I was gonna be dealing with then I would've learned some long range magic or something.
Y/n suddenly notices Kazumas lack of screaming and sees the giant frog hopping towards him and Aqua. Y/ns blood ran cold as he decides to slip away from Aqua whose continuing to monolouge about being praised as a goddess or something.
Aqua: ...then you'll have to treat me to as much alcohol as I want and when I say gimme i expect no hesista-
The frog managed to eat Aqua before she could even finished her sentence.
Y/n&Kazuma: AQUAAAAAA!!!
Kazuma ran to free Aqua, but Y/n remembered about the abilities he had.
Y/n: Hold on Kazuma! I got an idea!
Kazuma: Huh? What are you tal-
Kazumas words were cut off after seeing a red orb glowing in the palm of Y/ns hand and continued to grow brighter.
Y/n: Alright, here we go. CERO!
After Y/n yelled out the name of his attack, Kazuma was blinded by the attack and heard a small explosion close by. He quickly looked to the frog that was eating Aqua, but was confused when it was still there chowing down on Aqua without a care in the world. He looked back over at Y/n to see a charred body on the ground.
Kazuma: Oi.
Y/n: ...
Kazuma: OI! Y/N!
Y/n: ...
Kazuma: Did this guy seriously just self-destruct??!!
After freeing Aqua from the toad, Kazuma decided to call a retreat for the group. Of course, there were many questionable stares as Kazuma was dragging a charred boy with smoke coming out of his mouth and a girl covered in slime.
After reaching the guild hall Aqua goes to bathe and Kazuma throws a charred Y/n onto the bench next to him.
Kazuma: So as it stands this guy is capable of self-destructing and Aqua can't do anything besides heal it looks like. How useless can these people be.
Y/n: Ughhhhhhh.
Kazuma: Ah. Finally awake you damn voltorb.
Y/n: Voltorb? What are you- oh yea.
Kazuma: Yea. Wanna tell what the hell you tried to pull back there?
Y/n: Well I just remembered the abilities I had so tried to shoot off a cero but I dont know what happened.

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A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)
FanfictionYa done went and died after deciding to go out for some lunch and your adventures with Kazuma and the gang begin. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Konosuba or Bleach. Any images used are pulled from the internet. I'll update whenever I'm not feeling lazy. A...