A/n: The mix awaits us.
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Prologue
Aqua: Ahaahahhahaaha! Ahahahahahah! Kazuma, look at this! I used the flyers from the shopping street to make that weirdo devil's mask!
Kazuma: Buahahahaha! What the heck is this?! If you didn't tell me, I would've never thought that it was made of flyers! You really are good at this kind of thing!
Y/n: Ahahahahaaha!! You really nailed it!
The group was currently celebrating back at the Belzerg castle.
Aqua: Fuahahahahaha! The devil that sees through all shall hence announce, thou who looks soberly looks upon us beholding an amused expression, who is a lady who possesses large biceps; the digestion of alcohol requires protein. If thou shouldst drink more, then the hard muscles that troubled thee may soften somewhat.
Kazuma: Buahahahahaha! That's just like him!
Y/n: Its like he's actually here! Ahahahahahaaha!
Darkness: S-Shut up you drunkards! And Aqua, don't say that I have hard muscles!
Aqua was wearing a hand made Vanir mask and was impersonating him. In response, Darkness turned beet red.
Megumin: Just let me drink already! I'm already married and basically the same age as Y/n! How come he can drink but I can't?!
Megumin questioned Darkness.
Darkness: W-Well even if you ask me that, its not a difference in age, but more like, well, a difference of physical maturity or something like that, I guess? Megumin, umm, compared to other people, your development is a bit...
Kazuma: Ahahahahahahaha! Good one!
Y/n: Ahahahaahahaha! Its because you look FLAT!!! Ahahahahahaahahaha! That is a good one!
Megumin: That's not a 'good one'! Hey, what's so funny you drunkard?! Hand over the bottle your holding! Hey, what are you doing with your hand?!
Y/n grabbed Megumin and went to use drain touch but ended up coughing up more blood and laughing.
Y/n: Ahahahah Ow! Ahahahaha ow! Agahahaha ow!
Aqua started cackling seeing the situation unfold.
Aqua: Ahahahahaha! Good one!
Megumin: There's nothing good about that! Hey, I said there's nothing good about that, you hear me?! Y/n, stop using magic! You'll really die if you keep using it. Aqua won't be able to revive you either since it's a disease.
Y/n stopped and looked at Megumin for awhile.
Y/n: Megumin...
Megumin: *sigh* what...?
Y/n: Pffft!! Good one! Ahahahahahahaahhaa!
Megumin: This guy!
Megumin grappled Y/n, but he didn't care.
Aqua: Kazuma, Kazuma, let's drink all the wine they have in this castle!
Kazuma: Alright then, fill them up! Next I'll show you all a create water where you don't need to use magic power at all!
Y/n: Wooooooo! More wine! Bring out more wine!
Darkness: Oi someone come here! If you aren't busy can you please bring these three back to there rooms?!
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A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)
FanfictionYa done went and died after deciding to go out for some lunch and your adventures with Kazuma and the gang begin. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Konosuba or Bleach. Any images used are pulled from the internet. I'll update whenever I'm not feeling lazy. A...
