A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 14: Marriage, Dolls, Explosions

A/n: Aw shit, here we go again.

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Aqua: Achoo!

Kazuma: Awwww, is someone catching a cold?

Aqua: You sound sick yourself Kazuma. I'll hurry and finish your tracksuit for you.

Kazuma: Your the one who threw it in the fireplace.

Kazuma was hovering over Aqua as she fixed his tracksuit. Y/n was charging and discharging a cero repeatedly out of boredom.

Kazuma: Y/n can you not charge a cero in the mansion? I don't wanna have to pay repairs for this place either.

Y/n: But I'm boooooooored. What else you expect me to do?

Kazuma: Not charge a cero.

Y/n: Fiiiine.

Y/n stopped charging ceros and simply lied on the floor. Then Aquas stomach growled.

Kazuma: Awwwww, is someone hungry?

Aqua: It seems that I forgot to eat breakfast.

Kazuma: You spent all our money on alcohol though.

Aqua: Everyone was having so much fun though!

Kazuma pulled out a bottle of alcohol.

Aqua: T-that looks like the alcohol I hide under my bed.

Kazuma: I wonder if the pawn shop is open...

Aqua: Give it back! That's my last one!

Megumin: Come here, Chomusuke.

The feline jumped into Megumins lap as they watched the two argue.

Y/n: Chomusuke, come here and ease my boredom.

The feline immediately left Megumin and jumped on Y/ns stomach.

Megumin: Y/n can you not steal my familiar from me?

Y/n: I can't help it. I'm a cat person at heart.

Megumin: Chomusuke, your master demands that you return to her at once!

The feline completely ignored Megumin as she was being lifted and played with by Y/n.

Megumin: Chomusuke!

She still didn't listen.

Y/n: You can have her back later. She's obviously enjoying the attention I'm giving her.

Megumin simply sighed and gave up.

Kazuma: STEAL!!!!!!

Kazuma just stole Aquas raiment.

Aqua: KAZUMA I'M SORRY!!! GIVE ME BACK MY RAIMENT!!!

Kazuma: We're still in debt and all you can think about is alcohol!!

The door suddenly slammed open.

???: Trouble Kazuma! We're in serious trouble!

Aqua&Megumin&Y/n&Kazuma: Who are you?
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Y/n: Uhhh, Kazuma do something, you know her don't you Kazuma?

Kazuma: No way man I thought you knew her.

Megumin: Oh? Y/n do you know who this woman is?

Y/n: No not all.

Megumin: Your not lying, right Y/n?