A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 1: Axis Cult vs Eris Church

A/n: Nothimg much to say here
Enjoy.
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Kazuma: So what are you doing here Eris?

Y/n: Your not here to steal my hard earned money are you?

Chris: What? No, but well done on discovering my true identity.

Y/n: So do I get a reward?

Chris: Nope.

Y/n: That's messed up.

Kazuma: Hey, you wanna focus for a minute?

Y/n: 'Hey, you wanna focus for a-' shut up. Games usually give you rewards for solving puzzles.

Chris: You both seem rather calm after finding out my true identity. Guess I'll explain everything here then.

Kazuma: To think that the big boss, was Eris all along. Your personalities and mannerisms are completely different. Oh, sorry for stealing your panties when we first met.

Y/n: Oh man.

Chris: ...

Kazuma: There were other hints too. Like when you said you were busy because a senior of yours was making some unreasonable demands.

Y/n: The senior was Aqua, and the unreasonable demands were bringing us back to life after dying to the winter shogun. I still don't understand how she can be your senior.

Kazuma: Yea, if anything, I feel like you should be the senior. Oh, wait sorry I randomly groped you when I caught you in the mansion.

Chris: Okay! Its fine! Just stop reminding me about them!

Y/n: If you were the chivalrous thief the whole time, does that mean I can fight on the level of the gods?

Chris: ummm, no our powers are reduced when we descend to this world.

Y/n: Bummer.

Chris: And don't call me Eris. Watch your mannerisms too. Don't use a reverent tone, speak to as casually as before. Just treat me like Chris.

Y/n: Alright.

Kazuma: So....Chris then, I still have some questions.

Chris: Ask away assistant.

Kazuma: Why are you in the mortal world? Why's a goddess stealing? And which one of your personalities is the real one?

Chris: W-Wait. I can't answer if you ask so many questions at once!

Y/n: Oh, so this is an interrogation?

Chris: No!

Chris looked around to make sure no one was still around before answering.

Chris: One of the reasons I'm in the mortal world is to find divine relics.

Y/n: Wait, wouldn't my sword be a divine relic?

Chris: Yup. Its the same at Mitsurugis magic sword. Only you two can wield such swords effectively.

Y/n: Me and who?

Kazuma: Katsuragi.

Y/n: Oh that guy.

Chris: ...

Kazuma: So that's why you took the thief job, since it'd be more convenient to recover the divine relics. Unlike a certain goddess who only eats and sleeps, you're really serious and responsible.

Y/n: She's more of a roommate at this point.

Kazuma: A terrible one. You said that there were other reasons for you being here?