A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 19: Recruitment, Springs, Date

A/n: Let's get started shall we. Enjoy.
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The Axis Church

Kazuma just kicked the door down and was furious. Y/n is behind him, but more calm.

Kazuma: Damn it! I wanna talk to whoever's in charge! I'll give them a piece of my mind!

Y/n: Relax Kazuma, just ignore it. Isn't that what you said?

Kazuma: Not helpful!

Axis Clerk: Oh, my whatever is the matter? Are you here for conversion? Baptism? Or...are you here for me?

She gave Kazuma a warm smile calming him almost immediately.

Y/n: So easy.

Kazuma: F-For you?

Axis Clerk: Hahaha! I'm just joking! Come now, don't take me seriously! Are you alright in the head?

Kazuma: Now what? I really want to hit her!

Y/n: The fact that your so easily swayed is quite concerning.

Kazuma: The fact that Megumin has you wrapped around her finger is also quite concerning.

Y/ns eyebrow twitched at the remark.

Y/n: Oh? Looks like someone needs some sense beaten into them.

Kazuma: Try me. You'll be quick to find out that I'm not one to hold back.

Axis Clerk: Sorry to interrupt, but our high priest, Zesta is out screwing around while proselytizing...Meaning he's out spreading the glory of Aquas name.

Y/n: I think I heard something extremely concerning.

Axis Clerk: Sorry, but you'll have to come back another time.

Kazuma: Actually did a magic user and arch-priest come by here?

Axis Clerk: Oh, if your looking for them...

She then pointed to a corner where Megumin was clutching her staff with her knees brought up to her chest, and recruitment forms stuffed into her cloak.

Kazuma: Ah.

Y/n: M-Megumin? What the hell happened?

Axis Clerk: By the way, the woman you came here with is being stoned by children.

Kazuma ran outside to get Darkness, while Y/n went over to Megumin.

Y/n: Oi, Megumin. Snap out it. Megumin!

Megumin: No, I don't wanna join...please stop asking...I-I...wanna...go home...Y/n...help me...I don't wanna be here...anymore.

Y/n: Megumin, I'm right here just snap out of it already!

Kazuma brought back a panting Darkness.

Y/n: Is she turned on from being stoned?

Kazuma: Sadly yes.

Darkness: Am...hah...not.

Darkness, Megumin and Y/n waited in the corner for Kazuma to come back with Aqua.

Y/n: Can you stop panting? Its making me feel really uncomfortable.

Darkness: The woman and children are so advanced though.

Y/n: I don't care about what they did to you! Just stop being perverted!

Megumin: Scary...the Axis Cult...is scary.