A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 3: The Ten Million Bride

A/n: Nothing to say here but enjoy.
______________________________________

Luna: Adventurers! Thank you for your handwork yesterday! Everyone will receive the reward for the subjugation of the Kowloon Hydra!

Adventurers: WOOOOOOOO!!!

All the adventurers that participated in the battle against the Hydra were in the guild.

Kazuma: We're about to accept the reward and Darkness is no where to be found. Did she forget about the party today?

Megumin: She seemed really tense last night. She normally lectures me when I want to drink, but she actually offered me some.

Y/n: A drunk Megumin is probably really dangerous to be around.

Megumin: What are you saying?!

Aqua: Darkness might be the oldest out of us, but she's like a child in many ways.

Y/n: You know your way more childish than all of us combined.

Aqua: Huh?! Megumin is the youngest out of all of us though.

Megumin: I'd say I'm much more mature than most of us here.

Y/n: That's true.

Megumin: Huh? You agree with me?

Y/n: Well yea. The only thing your lacking is in the chest department, otherwise your pretty mature.

Megumin: ...I just haven't hit my growth spurt yet.

Y/n: Sure sure, we'll see.

Kazuma: Wait a minute, why are you making Darkness the oldest while making yourself sound so young. Aren't you a grandma in terms of age?

Y/n: He's got a point. How old are you anyway?

Aqua: If you two keep talking like that, then I'll curse the both of you. Don't think divine retribution is light.

Kazuma: Whatever.

Y/n: I'll believe it, when I see it.

The bounty for the Hydra was one billion eris. Divided up by all the adventurers would be 20 million each. The adventurers waited patiently as their names were called to receive their rewards. Then it was finally Kazumas turn.

Luna: Satou Kazumas team of five will receive 100 million eris, and with the request of all the other participants, they'll receive an additional twenty million eris! Please accept this 120 million eris!

Kazuma: Thank you very much. Alright, lets use the bonus 20 million to treat, and hey can you let go? Why are you so reluctant on giving me the bounty? Hey, give it to me!

Y/n: They really don't wanna give us anymore money.

Kazuma: Tch, we can't help the fact that trouble always finds us.

Y/n: No, no we cannot.

Kazuma: Alright, lets party!

Adventurers: YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
______________________________________

The sun had already set and the group was heading back to the mansion. On their way back they bought snow crimson crabs to celebrate with Darkness when they got home.

Kazuma: Hey Darkness, we're...back? Where the hell is she?

Y/n: Bathroom maybe?

Aqua: Shopping?

Megumin: Out with friends?

Kazuma: Hmmm, hey there's a note on the table.

Y/n: Well, what does it say?