A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 3: Female Knights Lullaby

A/n: And away we go. Enjoy, everyone. :)
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There was a constant clacking noise as our group ate dinner.

Kazuma: Y/n, can you pass me the soy sauce?

Y/n: Sure, just keep that stuff away from me.

Kazuma: Don't like it?

Y/n: Ehhhhh, it's just too salty.

Kazuma: Never would have thought.

Darkness: Ah!

Kazuma: Oi!

Darkness reached for some bread with her right hand and ended pulling Kazuma along with her.

Darkness: S-Sorry...

Kazuma: No, its fine...

She then reached with her left hand and ended up making Y/n pull his spoon up further than anticipated and ended breathing in some soup.

Y/n: Hmm!!! Bleh! *Wheeze* *cough* *cough*

Megumin: ...need some water?

Megumin handed Y/n a cup of water with a plain look on her face.

Y/n: *cough* *cough*...hah...hah...ugh...my nose. Its been violated.

Darkness: Sorry...about that...

Y/n: Don't *cough* worry about it. Ugh, now my nose feels all weird. Is Aqua still crying? Tell her to get over it already.

Darkness: I agree. Maybe if someone didn't traumatize her further than she already was...

Kazuma: Hey, she had it coming. Someone had to put her in her place.

After finding out about Aqua's experience with the tax collectors, Kazuma had chased her around the house with a tinder spell lit until she locked herself in her room for the night.

Y/n: *sigh* This sucks. Like a lot. I know your not the brains of our team, but this is beyond retarded.

Darkness: I-I-I-Its not like I had a choice in the matter!

Y/n: What?!

Y/n bolted up dragging Darkness and Kazuma with him.

Y/n: It was solely your decision to get these things wasn't it?! No one told you to handcuff us!

Darkness: Well no one told you to cause property damage and assault someone to avoid paying taxes!

Y/n: I shouldn't have to pay taxes! You would've done the same thing if you were in my shoes!

Kazuma: She'd probably be charged with attempted assault since she can't hit anything.

Darkness: Your also to blame for this!

Kazuma: Me?!

Megumin: Are you guys really fighting over such trivial things? Haven't we been friends for a long time now? You should be used to such things.

Y/n: I'm used to Darkness being more reasonable, but this is just...I don't even know! Words can't describe it! Just goes to show that you have muscles for brains!

Darkness went to choke Y/n but ended up pulling Kazuma into her and all three ended up falling into the floor.