A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 6: Dullahan and Water

Dullahan: WHY HAVEN'T YOU COME TO MY CASTLE!?! YOU SCOUNDRELS!!!!

Y/n: Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Kazuma: W-what are are you talking about? We aren't firing any explosion magic at you anymore.

Dullahan: Oh really. BECAUSE THAT CRIMSON BRAT AND STRANGE BOY ARE STILL COMING TO BLOW UP MY CASTLE!!!

Y/n: Dude. What a snitch.

Kazuma slowly turned around to eye the two party members in question. Megumin simply averted her gaze while Y/n tried to leave.

Megumin: Y/N! DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO TAKE THE BLAME!!

Y/n: Sorry ma'am but I believe you have me mistaken for so-

Y/ns sentence was cut off by the firm grip that Kazuma placed on his shoulder. At this moment Y/n began sweating buckets.

Kazuma: You wanna explain yourself BUDDY!?

Y/n: I know this looks bad, but I have a great explanation.

Kazuma: And that is?!

Y/n: It was Megumins idea.

Y/n threw Megumin under the bus with no hesitation.

Megumin: Y-y/n! And after all we've been through together!

Y/n: Phrasing.

Kazuma then proceeded to pull on Megumins cheeks.

Megumin: Owww! Okay okay I can explain!

Kazuma: Well go on!!

Megumin: Well you see, before I was fine with simply casting in an open field or lake, but after using my magic on a castle. I need something big and hard or I can't endure it.

Y/n: PHRASING WOMAN!!

Megumin: Oh so you don't see me as a child?

Y/n: Uhhh. I feel like this is a trick question, so I'll stay silent.

Megumin: Surely you'll be even quieter after tasting my explosion magic.

Y/n: FORGIVE MEEEEE!!

Dullahan: ENOUGH! HOW IS THAT BOY STILL DRAWING BREATHE AFTER BEING INFLICTED WITH MY CURSE!?!

Kazuma: Oh we had Aqua lift it after you left.

Dullahan: Huh?!

Aqua: What's this? We're you waiting patiently for someone to come and challenge you but no one ever showed up? HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!

Dullahan: I-if I felt like it I could slaughter every last one of you.

Aqua: Your awfully cocky for an undead.

Aqua said as she raised her palms and they started to glow.

Dullahan: Do you really think a beginners level spell can-

Aqua: TURN UNDEAD!

Dullahan: Huh?! AHHHHHHHHHH!

(A/n: I forgot to actually introduce Verdia. So I'll just start using his name now.)

Verdia began rolling around in pain.

Verdia: Hah...hah...hah...hah.

Aqua: Kazuma, what do we do? My spell isn't working.

Kazuma: No, it looked pretty effective to me. He even went "AHHH!" and all.

Verdia: Are you really a beginner? This is a beginners town isn't it? If that's how it is, then you leave me no choice.