A Konosuba Fanfic (Megumin x Reader)

Part 3: A Challenge to this Lich

A/n: Remember everyone, keep calm and Ryoiki Tenkai. Enjoy. :)
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At the guild

Kazuma: It's only natural, after all, it's me we're talking about! The one who defeated many strong enemies and even got featured in a special article in the newspapers! Here, take a look!

Kazuma was currently with Y/n at the guild boasting about his popularity.

Adventurer 38: Hey, isn't this the newspaper published in the capital?

Adventurer 92: Why would Kazuma appear in that?

Kazuma: Hehe, huh? Oi, what's wrong with you?

Y/n: Nothing...nothing at all. Everything is A-okay.

Kazuma: Doubt it, but whatever.

Y/n: Damn it! Why didn't I lock the door?! No, it's not my fault. How was I suppose to know we'd get that far? I was in there. All it took was another little push. I'm such an idiot. Tch, that Succubus shop is about to make bank in these next few days.

Kazuma: Hey, why are you two looking at me like that? Are you that envious of me now that I'm featured in the news?

Adventurer 38: You'll be targeted by other famous adventurers, you know?
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At the mansion

Kazuma: So, yea, a couple of adventurers I know told me that, but it'll be fine, right? They won't attack me or anything, will they? In the first place, a sudden assault is a crime, right? Oh, Megumin's back.

Darkness: Y-Yea, she got back...last...night...

Kazuma: Huh?

Darkness: Ah! Anyway, you used the authority of my house for all kinds of frivolous matters again...Hey, where do you think you're going, Megumin?! I'm lecturing the both of you!

Darkness caught Megumin as she tried to sneak off to the second floor with Chomusuke in hand. Aqua then tugged on Kazuma's sleeve.

Aqua: Kazuma, Kazuma, please give me that article. Look at this, I'm described as the beautiful, blue-haired Archpriest.

Kazuma: No way, I wanna keep a copy of my own special article too. Look, my introduction is the 'strongest of the weakest class'. It really tickles my chuuni soul. Nevermind that, Darkness, it'll be fine, right? The security of this town is good, right? If some rough looking adventurers start spouting dangerous things, the police will cart them off, right?

Darkness took a deep breath.

Darkness: Duels between adventurers are allowed by the adventurers guild. Even if that were to happen, Aqua can-

Kazuma: Revive me if I die?! Don't joke with me! I'll just have Y/n fight for me then!

Y/n: Huh? Yea, yea, yea, of course.

Kazuma: Hmmmm, hey anyone know what's wrong with Y/n? He's been kind of moody all day.

Y/n: I'm not moody. Just...I don't know how to describe it.

Kazuma: See what I mean?

Y/n: I said, I'm fiiiiiiine. Don't worry about it.

Megumin, her collar firmly in Darkness's hand, gave Y/n a reassuring smile.

Megumin: Don't worry Y/n. I'm sure whatevers got you feeling down will be better in, hmmmm, let's say a week. If you don't feel like fighting any adventurers, then I'll blow them away while you get better.