Genshin Impact Oneshots

Jean x Lisa - Beaches and Green-Eyed Monster

Lisa growled to herself. She was so sick of all these men! Couldn't they for one second keep it in their goddamn pants?

They've barely been here for an hour and Lisa was already livid about their presence. Those morons needed to keep their eyes off her girlfriend soon or else she can't be held responsible for what might happen to these immature men.

Her beloved Jean had decided that the Knights and honorary Knights of Favonius deserved a break for their hard work this past year so she planned a 2-day beach trip. Half the knights would go on one day and the other half would go the following day, this way the city would still have protection. Today was only the first day and Lisa didn't think she could make it through this trip let alone two if the men from both groups were gonna ogle her girlfriend.

Lisa was standing under a beach umbrella with her arms crossed and her livid eyes hidden behind black sunglasses. She watched a group of men surround Jean with smiles on their faces. They were happily thanking her for planning this amazing trip and complimenting the work she has been doing as the acting grand master. Jean, being the dandelion knight that she was, happily engaged in polite conversation with each of them.

A few purple sparks danced across Lisa's fingers. She had a strong itch to blast those men to smithereens. Jean was too engrossed in the conversations so she didn't notice but Lisa definitely noticed the wandering eyes of those men. Her hot girlfriend wore a brillant two-piece red bikini. Her shapely legs, toned stomach, and full breasts were all accentuated making her look absolutely divine. Lisa noticed just how sexy Jean looked in her beach wear and apparently all the men did as well.

Lisa noticed one of the new recruits, George was his name? He had a smile on his face, no doubt he would since his eyes were intently focused on Jean's breasts. Lisa's eyes twitched at the audacity of the young man.

Lisa's head whipped to the side when she felt a hand land on her shoulders. It was the traveller and her little friend, Paimon.

"Hey, Lisa! Are you alright there? You look a little mad and you keep glaring at Jean." Paimon asked, curiously.

Lisa looked at the worried faces of the other-worldly travellers and sighed. "Everything is fine, I just don't appreciate the way those men are looking at my Jean like a piece of meat.

Lumine and Paimon's eyes followed Lisa's gaze to land on the group of smiling knights surrounding the acting grand master.

Paimon had a smug expression on her small face. "Oh, I see. You're jealous!" She exclaimed. Lisa's head turned to look at Paimon so fast that she swore she could've gotten whiplash.

"Absolutely not." Said Lisa. "It just bothers me how disrespectful they are acting towards someone like Jean.

"Just admit it, Lisa. You're jealous." Paimon teased, wiggling her eyebrows.

Lumine noticed the sparks surrounding Lisa's hands and laughed nervously to herself. If Paimon or the knights were reckless enough, she was sure Lisa would electrocute them all.

Lumine shook her head. "Paimon didn't mean that Lisa." Lumine shot her annoying friend a vicious glare when Paimon opened her mouth to retort. Paimon got the message loud and clear and shut her mouth real quick.

"Give us just a minute, Lisa. I think Paimon and I might be able to help you get some alone time with Jean." Lumine smiled. Lisa quirked an eyebrow at the young girl, she was curious what Lumine meant by that.

Lumine led Paimon towards Jean and the other knights. Lisa watched intently from where she stood. Lisa's head tilted to the side when she heard a loud outburst from one of the recruits.