Genshin Impact Oneshots

Lisa x Fem!Reader - Drunk

You walk down the dark streets of Mondstadt tiredly. You had just finished a long day of work and you were on your way home when you were stopped by one of the Knights saying that you're needed at the tavern. You already knew the reason why and after a long day of work, it was not something that you were excited to deal with.

Nonetheless you made your way to the tavern. You open the door and the first thing you saw almost made you want to run out again. Your beloved girlfriend was standing on top of the counter dancing while chugging a pint of beer. You noticed Diluc standing behind the counter staring up at Lisa with his arms crossed in mild annoyance. The rambunctious crowd of men and women that surrounded the counter were drunkenly cheering on your girlfriend while your girlfriend, who was just as drunk as the crowd, almost fell off the bar after downing the alcohol.

Lisa rarely drank but when she did, she was a real champ. She could probably outdrink anyone in this nation. The downside was that when she got drunk, she became an absolute handful. It was worse than babysitting a child!

Diluc noticed you walk up to the bar. He gave you a flat look and sighed. "Get her home, please."

You looked up at Lisa and grimaced when she leaned down towards Diluc, shoving her bosom in his face, and sultrily asked for another pint of beer. Diluc's face remained impassive as he shook his head. "You've had enough, Lisa. (Y/N) will take you home now."

Lisa swayed and her glossy eyes stared at Diluc in confusion. "(Y/N) is here?"

Diluc turned to look at you and Lisa's eyes followed his gaze. A wide grin spread on Lisa's face and she squealed in excitement.

"(Y/N)! You're here, my love! You must have a drink with me. Another round of drinks for everyone, Ragnvindr and put it on Kaeya's tab!" Lisa slurred. Lisa's eyes closed and her head tilted back. With a smile on her face, she fell backwards off the counter but a bored Diluc caught her easily in his arms.

He sighed in exasperation and lifted Lisa over his shoulder. Diluc turned to Charles and Patton, whom he called inside for an extra set of hands, and asked them to keep an eye on things while he helped you carry Lisa home.

You awkwardly followed Diluc through the streets of Mondstadt while Lisa bounced gently on his shoulder. She was knocked out cold and only soft snores emanated from her person. You tried to enjoy the little moment of silence that you could get because you knew this was the calm before the storm. In no time at all, Diluc helped you set Lisa on your shared bed before he left for the night in hopes of kicking every patron out of Angel's Share.

You sat beside a passed out Lisa on the bed. She turned onto her side and was facing you with her eyes still closed. One of her hands was cupping her flushed cheek and the other rested on her thigh. You took off Lisa's hat and placed it on the bedside table. Her ponytail was a mess and was threatening to break out of the hair tie. She gently let Lisa's hair loose and brushed her away from her hot face. You smiled a gentle smile when Lisa subconsciously pressed her face into your warm hand.

Seeing that she would be fine for a bit, you left her in the bedroom to take a quick shower. The hot water ran over your tired muscles and relaxed you from head to toe. You wrapped a large towel around your body and stepped out of the steaming bathroom.

You let out a startled cry when you saw Lisa standing in front of you with a hazy look in her eyes.

'Oh no...' You thought to yourself.

"Mmm..." Lisa purred, eyeing you up and down. "Looks like you're ready to have some fun with me tonight, darling." Lisa took a step towards you and pressed her body right up against you. It was at that time you realized she had taken off her dress so she was only wearing her lace stockings and her bra.

"N-no, Lisa. You're drunk, we are not going to be doing anything tonight other than sleeping." You said firmly.

"But baby..." Lisa pouted. "You smell so good and I really missed you today. How about just one little kiss, darling?" Lisa wrapped her arms around you but you felt one of her hands trying to tug your towel off.

You vehemently shake your head and look her in the eye. "We are not having a sex tonight. You're drunk and I'm tired so how about we just call it a day?"

You try to wiggle out of her grasp but the darn woman still had an iron grip on her. Your squirming only made her want you more since your breasts rubbed against each other through the thin material of her bra and your towel.

Lisa closed her eyes and moaned a little at the friction. You gritted your teeth because even you were finding yourself a little horny from that accident but you were adamant about sleeping and not having sex. Your morals were higher than this; even if she is your girlfriend, you refused to get intimate when she was intoxicated.

However, Lisa's seductive actions were making things harder for you. Lisa's lips quickly attached to your neck and she started nibbling and licking at your soft warm skin. You bit back a moan and tilted your head to the side to give her more access. Your hands found her waist but they quickly let go when you felt your towel begin to slip.

You immediately pull back from her lips much to Lisa's annoyance. "Just let me kiss you, damn it!" She exclaimed with a frown.

You pressed a hand to her chest and pushed her gently. In her intoxicated state, she didn't have the best balance so she stumbled a bit but you had a firm grasp on her hand so she didn't tumble over.

Your eyebrows drew together in concern when Lisa began to sway again. She groaned in pain and pressed a hand to her forehead.

You frowned and slowly led her to the bed. You pushed on her shoulders to guide her onto the bed.

"Are you okay? This is exactly why we need some rest tonight." You murmured. Lisa's eyes were closed and she groaned again. You sighed and left her side to quickly grab a shirt from the closet. When you returned, you were relieved to see that Lisa had passed out again. Sleeping Lisa was so much easier to deal with than drunk and seductive awake Lisa. She deftly took off her stockings and bra before wiggling the baggy shirt over her curvy frame. You were thankful that she remained asleep throughout that. Had she woken up...there was no doubt in your mind that she would try even harder to get you naked and wet in bed.

You turned off the lights and quietly slipped under the covers with Lisa. You wound your arms around her waist and she automatically turned towards you. She hooked her leg over yours and drew you closer to her warm body. She buried her face in your neck and sighed contently.

"Good night Lisa." You murmured, nuzzling your face into her neck. You two quickly fell asleep but come morning...Lisa was determined to get what you denied her that night.