Poison Mushroom: Are you guys my parents?
Licorice & Pomegranate: No.
Poison Mushroom: Why not?
Licorice: You're like my little sibling.
Pomegranate: I genuinely hate Licorice.
Poison Mushroom: Then... who are my parents?
Licorice: Um...
Pomegranate: You don't have any.
Licorice: POMEGRANATE!
Poison Mushroom: *tearing up* B-but my teacher said every kid has parents... am I the only one?
Licorice, picking up Poison Mushroom: N-no, sweetie... I uh... I'll be your dad... even if we're only twelve years apart but whatever-
Pomegranate: Fine... I'll just... *joins the hug* I still hate you, Licorice
Poison Mushroom, later: Are you guys married?
Licorice & Pomegranate: No.
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Cookie Run: Kingdom One-Shots, Head-Canons, Incorrect Quotes
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