Knock Knock (Cookies telling jokes)

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The characters telling knock knock jokes

Gingerbrave: Knock knock.
Strawberry: Who's there?
Gingerbrave: Boredom
Strawberry: Boredom, who?
Gingerbrave: Just boredom. I'm bored. Cure me.
Strawberry: Do you understand how these jokes work?

Poison Mushroom: Knock knock.
Licorice: Who's there?
Poison Mushroom: Let me in!
Licorice: Let me in, who?
Poison Mushroom: Let me in! I'm a fungi!
Licorice: That was insanely adorable.

Espresso: Knock knock.
Madeleine: Who's there?
Espresso: It's me.
Madeleine: It's me, who?
Espresso: It's me, Espresso.
Madeleine: ???

Herb: Knock knock.
Clover: Who's there?
Herb: Thorn!
Clover: Thorn, who?
Herb: No, I stabbed myself with a thorn! Ow! This is why I can't multitask!
Clover: Do you need help?

Dark Enchantress: Knock knock.
Pomegranate: Who's there?
Dark Enchantress: White Lily
Pomegranate: White Lily, who?
Dark Enchantress: Exactly.

Custard III: Knock knock.
Pancake: Who's there?
Custard III: A-
Pancake: Are you a good guy or a bad guy?!
Custard III: Wh-
Pancake: *gasp* ARE YOU COMING FOR MY ACORN JELLIES?! YOU CAN'T COME IN!

Yam: Please stop talking about Dark Choco
Milk: Ok, fine.
A minute later
Milk: Knock knock.
Yam: ...who's there?
Milk: Dark Choco
Yam, incredibly frustrated: ...Dark Choco, who?
Milk: OH! You don't know him? Well-

Red Velvet: Knock knock.
Chiffon:
Red Velvet:
Chiffon:
Red Velvet: You're supposed to say 'Who's there?'
Chiffon: *whiney dog noises*
Red Velvet: Fine. Be that way.

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