How the Cookies of Darkness Handle Problems

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A/N: I have this strange, constant craving of mint... why?

Licorice: *gently pokes Poison Mushroom with a stick*
Poison Mushroom:
Pomegranate:
Licorice:
Pomegranate: Do it again, I'm starting to worry about them

Red Velvet: Holy shit that wound looks bad!
Dark Choco: *actively bleeding*
Red Velvet: Can I like... microwave you something to eat or-?

Crepe: nOtHiNg Is WoRkInG!!!!
Licorice: *throws licorice servant at them*
Crepe: WH-
Licorice: HUSH

Poison Mushroom: Oh wow... that doesn't look good, pal...
Red Velvet: *just dropped phone and had the screen shatter*
Poison Mushroom: Do you... uhhh like... want a drawing of a phone? I brought my markers...

Pomegranate: I CANT BELIEVE YOU BROKE YOUR FUCKING NOSE FALLING OUT OF BED!
Licorice: *sobbing*
Pomegranate: DUMBASS!

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