What's your sexuality?
Gingerbrave, blushing: Hahahuh uhhh straight? (yOu SaId SeX)
Strawberry: I'm bi...
Custard III: I have no time for such nonsense! I cannot be bothered with finding a Queen!
Frost Queen: I'm a lesbian looking for love. I also eat children.
Licorice: I'm... (Pomegranate, from behind him: A TWINK-) ... not straight...
Red Velvet: Uhhhhhhhh... *finger guns* *backs away*
Dark Choco: I'm straight but I'll take what I can get at this point-
Pomegranate: I'm straight but... some girls... DAMN
Dark Enchantress: I used to be as straight as an arrow but now I'm as straight as an aro HAH-
Licorice, groaning: mOmMmM
Dark Enchantress: I'm a FUN mom!
Poison Mushroom, not listening to the question: Yes and no. And also never and always.
Clover, whispering: Do I have to?
Licorice, whispering back: Just do it!
Clover: Your mom? I'm so sorry.
Clover: In all seriousness, I'm ☘️gay☘️
Licorice: How'd you do that-
Herb: I'm actually pan! But I lean more towards guys!
Sparkling: I'm gay. I'm a very glamorous gay, honestly. [Would you do drag?] Hell yeah, I'd do drag! [Like Clover?] Nah, I'd wear more glitter.
Pure Vanilla: Love is love. Why limit my possibilities for it?
Lilac: ... are you really gonna make me say it?
Chili Pepper, after chugging a pint of beer: Boobs
Espresso, adjusting rainbow tie: *clears throat* You have the right to think what you want.
Madeleine: Well, I think you're gay.
Espresso: In this one particular instance, and I can't believe I'm saying this, you are actually correct.
Madeleine: HELL YEAH!!!!
Espresso, whispering to himself: Why do I love you?
Madeleine: Cause I'm also gay and I give you hugs.
Espresso: *sigh* Ok yeah-
Latte: *shrugs*
Almond: *shrugs* Straight?
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Cookie Run: Kingdom One-Shots, Head-Canons, Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes (not labeled), one-shots (O-S), head-canons (H-C), etc. Requests are more than welcome! Feel free to write constructive criticism, but please be nice about it. I really like this game, and I tend to write a lot of stuff about the th...
