After talking the bitch out of Weiss,we headed towards the cafeteria to meet up with the rest of rwby and jnpr. Honestly I think that the day has already been hectic. Max luck, I pray for a peaceful afternoon.
I walk in, grab my food, which looks a lot better than the dogshit they serve at Firelink. (I'm sorry Anri but Siegewards estus soup is amazing.)
Y/n: Halloo!
All: Hey.
Ruby gained a nervous look and was about to speak.
Weiss: Don't even mention it, I'm sorry Ruby
Damn right you are
Ruby: No I should be apologizing for being childish.
Weiss: No I sh-
Y/n: For the love of fuck! Just kiss and make up already.
My complaining earns a respectable punch from Ruby and a slight shank from Weiss' Rapier.
Y/n: Thanks Ruby you didn't hit that hard this time! Am I growing on you Rose~?
Yang: If you keep flirting with my sister I will personally crucify you on your own bendy sword.
Y/n: Is that a challenge Yang? Because I can guarantee that I can flirt with Ruby while fighting you.
The entire table sweat dropped as Ruby had a slight blush on the side.
Nora: Oh I wanna join!
Ren: Nora no!
We enjoy our time and food until something, or rather someone gains our attention. The high school jock guy was picking on a bunny girl. I personally didn't give a fuck until I realized the reasoning.
H.S.J: Hey look at this freaks ears.
B.G: Hey stop! That huarts!
'Oh dear God she's bri'ish'
CUT! You cant just say that shit!
Y/n: Fine.
Back to the story
B.G: Hey stop that hurts!
I was pissed, actually I was visibly pissed because Ruby tapped my shoulder to bring me back to my senses.
Ruby: Y/n, your clothes are on fire.
On cue my normal Beacon uniform lights up and turns into my Firelink armor. My hand sets on fire again and reveals my Coiled Sword.
Y/n: Im completely aware, Rose.
Everyone at the table stops what there doing. They get the message and they all back a decent 30 feet away. Ruby, however stays for a moment.
Ruby: If you get expelled, I will beat the heck out of you.
Y/n: I really like you Ruby, BUT PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK
Yang(From the distance): NO!
I remove my helmet and threw it to Blake, who promptly catches and nods to me. I want this dickhead to know the face of the man that cut his cock off.
I begin walking towards the group of bullies. The leader, High school jock guy, notices me and tries to talk like a big man.
H.S.J: Hey what do you want edgelord?
Y/n: You have something I want.
The bunny girl gets a bit nervous and scared. While the jock puts on a cocky smile and continues to be a dumbass.
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Cinders Of Remnant (Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is basically like every other y/n self insert thing except the reader isn't an absolute fucking idiot! Also, I have zero fucks about anyone's feelings! Your favorite waifu? Deceased. Happy ending? Who said you get those?! Also I would say that...
