Alright well it's been all weekend and Blake is still being Blake. This means that I'm bailing team rwby out and finding her. Now how should I start?
Oh yeah that'd probably work.
I will out my scroll and start texting Blake.
Emo Cat Mf
Y/n: Yo need some help with illegal
shit?
Emo Cat Mf: Yeah me and Sun are going to infiltrate a White Fang recruiting meeting. Wanna come?
Y/n: Sure and who tf is Sun?
Emo Cat Mf: The monkey faunas
Y/n: Ok can I get the address?
Emo Cat Mf: (Random ass warehouse)
Y/n: Ok be there in a bit
I put away my scroll and start heading there. Man team rwby is a bunch of dumbasses. If she has problems with the White Fang, just help her with her White Fang problems. Ez win.
I pass by team rwby as I'm leaving.
Ruby: Y/n! Any luck with Blake?
Y/n: Nope. I'm going to the city to find her. Shouldn't take me long.
Ruby: Oh can we come?
Y/n: Eh fuck it why not.
Yang: Should I pack snacks or are we gonna grab something in town?
I take out my wallet and see the bountiful collection of fucking nothing.
Y/n: Yeah I'm dirt poor so I'll just steal from a 7/11 on the way there.
Weiss: No! Stealing is a crime! We're training to be huntsmen!
Y/n: It's a 7/11! Everyone has stolen from a 7/11 before!
Yang and Ruby collectively nod.
Weiss: Ugh, of course you two would agree!
Yang: Calm your lack of tits, Ice queen. I'll pay for fast food after we find Blake.
Y/n: Hah! No tits!
Weiss takes out her rapier and points it at the part that shall not be named.
Weiss: You want a family y/n?
Y/n: Aww that's cute.
I summon my sword and it grows into an Ultra greatsword.
Y/n: You think you're a threat!
Weiss: Your sword is quite annoying.
It grows to normal and I will it away.
Y/n: You are not the first to say that and you will never me the last! Oh such lovely tears...
The bullhead arrives and we start heading into town.
Ruby: Sooooooooooo, anything cool happen recently?
Yang: I managed to beat Nora in an arm wrestle.
Y/n: With or without throwing a temper tantrum?
Yang gives me a proper slug on the arm.
Yang: I hate you.
We all laugh at her expense, like good friends wood.
Weiss: Well I've been trying new types of glyphs. I can make one that slows falling now.
Y/n: That's actually useful for whenever Ruby forgets that she can't handle mach speed.
Ruby: Hey! It's easy to forget in the heat of the moment.
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Cinders Of Remnant (Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is basically like every other y/n self insert thing except the reader isn't an absolute fucking idiot! Also, I have zero fucks about anyone's feelings! Your favorite waifu? Deceased. Happy ending? Who said you get those?! Also I would say that...
