Welp that happened.
I took Neo out to dinner, which honestly wasn't all that bad, but I think that telling her was... hard to describe.
(Flashback)
Y/n: (Explains)
Neo: You can kill gods for fun... BUT YOU CANT MAKE MY VOCAL CORDS WORK?!
Y/n: I'm a Knight! I know basic healing and magic! What the fuck am I gonna do?! Sprinkle some holy light on your throat?!
Neo: THATS FAIR!!!
Y/n: THEN WHY ARE YOU SIGNING IN CAPS!?
Neo: BECAUSE ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAOTIC FLASHBACK!!!
She dramatically breaks down crying and I do to for some reason.
Y/n: I miss home!
Neo: I miss ice cream!
(Flashback End)
Y/n: Could've been worse...
Yang: Fuck are you mumbling about?
Oh right we are about to investigate Roman and the White Fang.
Y/n: Sister problems.
Yang: You and Pyrra fight again?
Y/n: No my actual sister.
She looked at me like I had told her the secrets of the universe.
Yang: What?
Y/n: Is it that surprising that I have a relative?
Ruby came out of the restroom fully clothed in her new gear.
Ruby: Not his actual sister, Yang. Shes adopted.
Yang: He has parents?!
Y/n: Nope. I adopted her.
Yang: When did this happen?
Y/n: Give or take a couple weeks.
Ruby: She had been in there for that long?
Y/n: And no one would know if not for your cookie addiction.
She simply shrugged and slung her scythe across her belt.
Ruby: Guilty as charged.
We had been waiting on Blake and Weiss. They had been studying for a coming test and forgot that we were literally going to stop the biggest criminal on Vales wanted list.
After a good ten minutes, they finally showed up.
Y/n: Jeez, you look like shit. Use one of your lives on the way here?
She gave me a glare.
Blake: Rich coming from the guy that almost lost to an umbrella.
Y/n: I was messing around. You know for a fact I could've simply exploded.
Blake: Whatever.
Ruby: Alright that's enough! We have a task at hand! Everyone remember their roles?
Blake: I'm going to a White Fang recruitment operation to gather Intel.
Yang: I have a friend on the shady side of town that typically knows everything. Shouldn't be too hard getting the information.
Weiss: I will gather files from the Schnee headquarters. There shouldn't be any problems because of a name.
Y/n: Rich people...
Yang: Amen...
Weiss: Hush!
Ruby: Everyone who is ready to become the youngest people to be Vales vigilantes, say aye!
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Cinders Of Remnant (Male Reader)
FanfictionThis is basically like every other y/n self insert thing except the reader isn't an absolute fucking idiot! Also, I have zero fucks about anyone's feelings! Your favorite waifu? Deceased. Happy ending? Who said you get those?! Also I would say that...
