Alright, Vytal Festival day. I'm going to either hate this shit or enjoy it. Praying for the latter.
I woke up to a sleeping Neo. She was an idiot last night and drank. This resulted in us getting kicked out of the pub and I'm pretty sure I killed a guy because he hit on her.
I lightly shook her awake.
Y/n: Hey Neo, we got to go.
She got up and let out a inaudible yawn. Once she was sure that she was conscious, she started signing to me.
Neo: Morning... What happened last night...?
Y/n: We got drunk, I killed a guy because he was hitting on you, I think I made friends with some scratchy voice guy, and we got kicked out in the end.
Neo: Sounds about right... Wait why aren't I hungover?
Y/n: I casted a regeneration spell because I knew this shit would happen.
Neo: Nice.
I walked over to the freezer and grabbed some microwave food for Neo.
Y/n: I have my first Vytal match today so imma be with the Beacon guys. Wanna come?
She shook her head.
Neo: I was strong armed into being in Cinders team.
Y/n: Wait... Emerald... Mercury... Cinder... Neo...
She looked at me with a confused expression.
Y/n: You guys are team CMEN! Hah!
Her expression switched to anger and she threw a punch at my groin. I dodged and ran out the door to meet with the teams at the library.
After a good minute, I got a message on my scroll.
Neo: Good luck in the match! I'll be watching! Love ya bro.
I let out a soft smile.
Y/n: I'll make it an interesting fight. Be safe in yours. Love you too sis.
I put away my scroll and walked into the library.
Y/n: Yo.
They all turned to me and I was tackled by the flower.
Ruby: Hi Y/n!
Y/n:(muffled) I'm fine with this position...
She looked down and saw my face smothered between her breasts. She turned as red as her hood and got off.
Ruby: Sorry!
Y/n: Already said I'm fine with it.
I dodged a punch from Yang.
Yang: Stop doing that in front of us!
Y/n: Well you got pretty angry when we did it on private.
Another punch, this time from Blake.
Blake: Which I'm still mad that you guys kicked me out of!
Y/n: Oh I'm sorry that I'm loyal to the girl I love!
This time a member of team jnpr but in.
Pyrra: Can you guys not? I would rather not listen to my brothers sexual endeavors, nor my friends need to join in them!
She glared at Blake, who in return glared back.
Ruby: Seriously, i'm the girlfriend and you want his pants off more than I do!
Weiss:*cough* We have a fucking tournament to discuss.
Y/n: Thank you Ice Witch!
She threw a book at me. I caught it and threw it back to Jaune, who she snagged it from.
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Cinders Of Remnant (Male Reader)
FanficThis is basically like every other y/n self insert thing except the reader isn't an absolute fucking idiot! Also, I have zero fucks about anyone's feelings! Your favorite waifu? Deceased. Happy ending? Who said you get those?! Also I would say that...