Welcome to Jackass

CHAPTER FOUR

MADDY:

Bam gave me a shirt to change into since my hoodie had blood on it, which must have been from my face. It was a shirt that said Dickhouse on it. I thought it was hilarious.

"Yeah that's Steve O's shirt but I don't think he'll mind." He said casually.

We had been talking for about an hour now, while we waited for Jeff Tremaine. Bam sells skateboards and he's pretty into that kind of thing which seems fun. We have started becoming good friends. I met his best friend Ryan Dunn earlier too, he seemed shocked that Bam had a girl over that wasn't naked. Bam explained everything to Dunn and he ran to get Tremaine.

"How is he going to help me?" I said nervously. I hate feeling like a burden.

"I don't know, you could live with us for as long as you need though, we are pretty fun guys. Who knows, maybe you could write for us, you said you were a writer correct?" I nodded my head.

"See! Everything will be fine Maddy, don't worry." As if on cue, Jeff walked in with a neutral look on his face. I don't know why I thought he would be mad, he actually looks very sweet.

"Madeli-"

"It's Maddy." I interrupted quickly, not wanting to hear my full name.

"Sorry, Maddy Love, right?" He quickly fixed his mistake.

"Yes, that's me." I said shyly.

"Hey I'm Jeff, everyone calls me Tremaine around here though. Dunn told me what happened. I would be so glad to help you. So, let's get right to it." He said, sitting down in front of me.

"How old are you?" he asked me.

"I'm 24."

"Where do you live?"

"Sacramento"

"Who is the president right now?"

"What are these questions?" I said in between laughs.

"I'm trying to see if you have a concussion but it seems like you are fine." Tremaine said with a soft smile. I think living with the guys could be a good thing. They all seem so nice.