I wanted to do something different, I guess.
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Evil Xisuma: Holy shi-
Xisuma: SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS
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Pearl: *pokes Impulse's side* What's this?
Impulse, confused: My rib?
Pearl: No, that's Billy the Rib.
Impulse: wouldn't that be ribs?
Pearl: Nope, each of your 23 ribs has a different name.
Gem: 23?
Pearl: 2 of them are twins so they share a name.
Gem: I give up.
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Joe: Hey Cleo, can I tell you a joke?
Cleo: Sure.
Joe: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleo: To get to the other side?
Joe: No, to get to the idiot's house.
Cleo: ...
Joe: Knock knock
Cleo, slowly: Who's there?
Joe: The chicken.
Cleo: ... I won't break your legs on one condition
Joe: *visibly terrified* W-what's that?
Cleo: Tell it to Jevin
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Impulse, panicked: Spare us!
Grian: What have we done to you?
Zedaph: Cease and desist!
Xisuma, standing on the couch: Tango, there are other ways!
Pearl, hanging from the chandelier: This is kind of entertaining.
Mumbo, entering the room: What is happening.
Tango, while running around with the vacuum cleaner and trying to suck up people's toes: EVERYTHING!!!
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Scar: YEAH. LAND THERE. I DARE YOU! GO AHEAD. THE RESULTS WILL BE THE SAME.
Scar: *jumps in the air and slaps the fly on the counter with his hat*
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Iskall, angrily: GRIAN?
Grian: y-y-yeah?
Iskall: I'll see you at the next Sahara meeting :)! Bye Mumbo!
Mumbo: Byeeee!
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Yeah, I felt like doing something different. These are all things me and my coworkers have said in the past to each other. I'm gonna miss them :(
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