Austeled one-shots

Switching places.

Context: they're enemies.
Eteleds pov

I felt my consciousness slowly coming back to me. I cracked my eyes open, groaning softly. I look down at the silky red sheets, stretching- wait. Red? My sheets are blue? Also they're not soft, they're cotton.

I also noticed the quiet music playing in my ears from a pair of headphones. I stopped stretching and sat up, looking around the room. Okay, wherever the fuck I am, this is not my room. I looked down to see I was holding onto a body pillow.

I saw a phone on the bedside
table. I looked closer and realised what song was playing through the headphones.
"Pretty boy by Naethan Apollo, huh?" I mumbled to myself. My voice sounded the same as it always did, only slightly glitchy. I took off the headphones, placing them on the bed.

I turned over and stood up groggily, suddenly noticing how dizzy I was. I looked behind myself, noticing a vanity mirror perched in the corner of the room.

I looked in my reflection to see.. AUSTIN??? WHY AM I AUSTIN? WHAT THE FUCK. AND WHY DO I HAVE T!TS??

I suddenly noticed the absence of a dick between my legs. OH MY GOD I HAVE A PV$$Y.

I sat myself down on the edge of the bed in shock. I had so many fucking questions. Is Austin trans?? I mean, damn. At least he has some nice ass t!ts. I mentally pause. NOW IS NOT THE TIME ETELED.

I stand up, walking over to the door and opening it. I step out into the hospital hallway, glancing around anxiously.

Wait- Austin can teleport, right? Does that mean I can teleport? And if so, how?

I close my eyes, trying to focus on an area to see if I could teleport there. I opened my eyes, and- oh fuck. I just no-clipped through the fucking floor. I look down, mildly panicked.

"Oh shit." I curse under my breath. I close my eyes, trying to teleport again. I open my eyes. And surprise, surprise; my leg no-clipped through a bed.

Okay, but how the fuck does Austin do this shit I swear to god-
I close my eyes again, trying to teleport. I continue to fail, over and over again. Until about ten tries in, I manage to get myself unstuck.

I let out a sigh of relief, deciding to just walk to my room instead.

Austin's PoV.

I stare at the bathroom mirror in shock, not seeing myself staring back. Then I realise something. Henry's got a d!ck. That means right now I've got a d!ck.

You already KNOOWWW I'm whipping that shit out right this second. And that's what I did. It was.. damn he's not packing.. Go figure.

Maybe he's a grower. Well, lets test that theory shall we—
"AUSTIN!!" A voice screams loudly.
OR NOT OKAY—
I quickly pull my pants up, stepping out of the bathroom.
"What-?" I huff before being violently shaken.
"WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT DID YOU DO??" He yells, grabbing me painfully tight as he shakes me.

"I dunno." I shrug, rolling my eyes. "Can you let go of me now?"
He scoffs, letting me go. I dramatically dust myself off.
"Thanks. Now, mind explaining why you're so worked up?" I cock an eyebrow.

"Why?? WHY?? AUSTIN WE SWITCHED BODIES!!"
"Yeah. So?"
"SOOOO??"
"Yeah. So. It's not that big of a deal."

Eteled stammers. Shit I think I broke him.
"Our souls probably just did some weird freaky shit. It'll sort itself out. In the meantime, I'm gonna go sťr0ke your shit in the bathroom. Capishe?"
"A-Absolutely not-!" He grips my arm.
"Ugh. Why not? It's not like you'll be using it."
"B-Because that's— I- n-no??"
"Plus it gives you time to try out touching a pvss—"

"AUSTIN." I stare at him blankly.
"You're no fun. I'll cancel you on Twitter if you don't let me."
"Not funny."
"Not kidding."

There's a pause.

"I will fucking body slam you."
"Try me bitch."

3rd person

They proceed to absolutely scrap the shit out of each other to the point they're both lying on the bed, bruised and exhausted.

"Horny... bastard..." Eteled huffs.
"Shuttup.." Austin huffs, closing his eyes. "You're just insecure cause your d!ck's small.."
"Fuck you."
"When."
"No."
"Why."
"Austin shut the fuck up."