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Drunk in Love (BigPuffer, Pezzy, ElasticDroid, Grizzy X Reader (Separate)
Fandom: RPF/Miscellaneous
Requested: Yea
Warnings: Alcohol
Summary: Everyone gets drunk and everyone confesses.
W.C. 732 (about 180 words each)
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Puffer
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The one night I let my friends convince me to go to the bar is the same night they all get plastered. I didn't. I am the parent friend of the group, so I was the designated driver for the night. I had one drink as soon as we got here, but that was my limit.
I was sitting at a hightop, nursing a water as I watched the guys dancing. When Droid noticed I was watching them, he jokingly grinded on Puffer.
"Aye woah!" Puffer shouted. Even I could hear it clearly from my spot, causing me to choke on my water. He must have said something to Droid because he immediately walked, or stumbled, over to the table I was at. "I am drunk."
"Oh really?" I asked sarcastically as he leaned onto my shoulder, so I wrapped my arms around him. "I couldn't tell."
"Can I be real, real quick?" He asked, hiding his face in my neck. I nodded, wanting to know what nonsense came from him. "I'm in love with you."
"Yup, you are definitely drunk."
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Pezzy
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"We've got Y/Username here and we're gonna drink and do unban appeals," Pezzy said after he started up the stream.
"We're already two to three drinks deep, so this should be interesting," I laughed.
"Alright, the first one just kept repeating, 'your s/o's hot. Can I get their number?' This was August 9th, the day we did that IRL Mario Kart stream. Your computer was down," Pezzy laughed but it did not sound like his normal laugh. Almost like he was forcing it. " But uh, no you can't get their number."
"Also, I'm just his roommate," I smiled at the camera, seeing Pezzy still
"Not yet," Pezzy muttered after he downed the last of his beer.
"Take me on a bike ride when we're sober, and we'll see," I said with an eye roll, thinking the confession was a joke.
"Tomorrow morning work for you?"
"Yeah," I responded in shock at how quickly he answered. Then, I leaned closer to my microphone, whispering about Pezzy as if he wasn't right next to me, "Guys, I'm gonna be a backpack."
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Droid
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"On the road again," Puffer sang as we played the truck simulator. "Just cruisin' with my three gay lovers on the road again!"
"What the fuck?" Droid shouted in response as everyone else made similar oppositions. "I would not bottom for you, Puffer."
"You say that like you'd be willing to bottom someone in this call, Droid," I laughed as I took a drink of my beer, accidentally flipping my truck in the process.
"I'd bottom for you any day," He replied as seriously as a drunk man could. "Name a time and a place. I'll be there."
"This just got super sexual super quick," Pezzy laughed.
"Tomorrow night, my place," I challenged.
"You're on," Droid accepted.
"I do not need to be listening to this," Grizzy groaned. "And the fans. Did you forget y'all are streaming?!"
"Y'all joke about sucking dick live," I pointed out. "Why can't I joke about topping Droid?"
"Oh, you were joking? I was dead serious," Droid responded, pulling up my stream and seeing my blushing face.
"If you remember in the morning, text me."
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Grizzy
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It was Grizzy's 21st birthday, and we had just gotten back to his house after dinner. The guys decided that they wanted to stream Mario Party, and since it was only a four-person game, I decided to sit off-camera and drink with Grizzy.
"If you win I'll give you something, birthday boy," I laughed, downing my fourth drink of the night.
"Anything? Really?" Grizzy asked quickly, also finishing his drink. I nodded as I reached behind to get us each a new drink. He took a second to think about what he wanted before lighting up, "What about a kiss?"
"If you're serious, I'll give you a kiss if you win," I laughed at his answer as I also heard the boys in the call laughing at Grizzy's rizz.
"Everyone throw, so I can win and I'll give you 10 gifted!" He shouted into the microphone as Puffer started the lobby.
In all honestly, I didn't think he would win, nor did I think he would remember this in the morning. It made me fill with butterflies at his confession. I just wish he was sober.
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