Wade Grey: Why am I getting calls about a llama loose on the freeway?
John Nolan: Define "loose"
Wade Grey: FREE. RUNNING. ON THE 101. DURING RUSH HOUR.
Angela Lopez: Why would we know anything about a llama?
Wade Grey: Because Chen just posted a photo petting it.
Lucy Chen: In my defense, she's very friendly
Tim Bradford: HER NAME IS DOLLY
Celina Juarez: Wait WHAT
Wade Grey: Bradford, why are you yelling about a llama's name?
Tim Bradford: Because Lucy keeps calling her "Barbara" and that's not her name
Nyla Harper: How do you know the llama's name?
Tim Bradford: I ASKED HER OWNER
Aaron Thorsen: Hold on. Backing up. Why is there a llama?
Lucy Chen: That's an excellent question
Tamara Collins: One I would also like answered
Tim Bradford: It's not my fault
Angela Lopez: When someone says "it's not my fault" it's ALWAYS their fault
Tim Bradford: Chen wanted coffee
Lucy Chen: I always want coffee, that's not relevant
Tim Bradford: We stopped at that place on Sunset
John Nolan: The one with the good croissants?
Tim Bradford: That's the one
Celina Juarez: Still not seeing how this involves a llama
Tim Bradford: There was a petting zoo next door
Nyla Harper: A petting zoo on Sunset Boulevard?
Lucy Chen: It was a temporary thing for someone's birthday party
Tim Bradford: Chen wanted to pet the animals
Lucy Chen: TIM wanted to pet the animals
Tim Bradford: I did NOT
Lucy Chen: You literally said "that llama looks sad, we should check on it"
Tamara Collins: TIM SAID THAT?
Angela Lopez: Soft Tim has entered the chat
Tim Bradford: The llama DID look sad
John Nolan: So you went to comfort a sad llama?
Tim Bradford: ...yes
Celina Juarez: I'm dying. This is amazing.
Aaron Thorsen: Then what happened?
Lucy Chen: Tim started petting Dolly
Tim Bradford: See? DOLLY. Not Barbara.
Lucy Chen: And she really liked him
Tim Bradford: She nuzzled my hand
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