Angela Lopez:
How's it going over there?
Lucy Chen:
Define "going."
Wesley Evers:
...That bad?
Tim Bradford:
Your son is a menace.
Angela Lopez:
What did he do this time?
Lucy Chen:
Well, first, he somehow convinced Tim to let him watch an action movie.
Tim Bradford:
It was Die Hard! A classic!
Wesley Evers:
Tim, he's six.
Tim Bradford:
And?
Lucy Chen:
And now he thinks we're both secret agents.
Angela Lopez:
...Oh no.
Tim Bradford:
Oh yes. He spent the last hour sneaking around the apartment with a "spy kit" he apparently packed himself.
Wesley Evers:
I don't even want to ask.
Lucy Chen:
You really don't.
Tim Bradford:
He put flour in my boots, thinking it was some kind of "truth dust."
Angela Lopez:
I'm actually crying.
Lucy Chen:
And THEN he decided we needed "code names" to be real spies.
Tim Bradford:
You're talking to Agent Pink Sparkles and Agent Grumpy Pants now.
Angela Lopez:
Agent Grumpy Pants—I am HOWLING.
Wesley Evers:
Wait, wait. Lucy, you got Agent Pink Sparkles?
Lucy Chen:
I was honored. Tim, not so much.
Tim Bradford:
You think?
Angela Lopez:
I swear, I love my kid more every day.
Wesley Evers:
So... he's still awake?
Lucy Chen:
He finally crashed after making Tim do an obstacle course.
Tim Bradford:
Correction: he cheated and made me do the obstacle course alone.
Angela Lopez:
Please tell me you have video.
Lucy Chen:
Oh, I do.
Tim Bradford:
Don't even think about it, Chen.
Angela Lopez:
Lucy, I will pay you actual money.
Tim Bradford:
No one is getting this video.
Lucy Chen:
We'll see.
Wesley Evers:
So what I'm hearing is... you survived?
Tim Bradford:
Barely.
Lucy Chen:
We're exhausted. But yeah, we survived.
Angela Lopez:
Good, because we're on our way to pick him up.
Tim Bradford:
Thank God.
Lucy Chen:
He's already asleep, so just be quiet when you come in.
Angela Lopez:
...Right. Because that's going to happen.
Wesley Evers:
We'll be there in ten. Thanks again, Agents.
Angela Lopez:
Yeah, thanks for keeping my little supervillain alive.
Tim Bradford:
Barely.
Lucy Chen:
You love him.
Tim Bradford:
...No comment.
Angela Lopez:
I'm taking that as a yes. See you soon.
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