The rookie Groupchat

Mood Swings(never been more... interesting)

Tim Bradford: I need help.

Angela Lopez: Tim Bradford asking for help? What happened?

Tim Bradford: Lucy is pregnant.

Aaron Thorsen: Congratulations! That's amazing news!

Nyla Harper: How far along is she?

Tim Bradford: 16 weeks. And she's... she's terrifying.

Wade Grey: Bradford, that's your wife you're talking about.

Tim Bradford: I know. And I love her. But I'm genuinely scared to go home.

Celina Juarez: What do you mean scared?

Tim Bradford: Yesterday she cried for twenty minutes because I folded the towels wrong. Then she got angry because I tried to comfort her. Then she hugged me and apologized while crying again.

John Nolan: That sounds... intense.

Tim Bradford: Nolan, I've faced armed suspects with less fear than I have approaching my pregnant wife.

Lucy Chen: Good morning everyone! Isn't it a beautiful day? I'm so happy! 😊

Angela Lopez: Morning Lucy! How are you feeling?

Lucy Chen: Amazing! The baby was kicking this morning and Tim made me the most perfect breakfast and I just feel so blessed!

Aaron Thorsen: That's so sweet!

Tim Bradford: See? This is what I'm dealing with. Happy Lucy.

Nyla Harper: What's wrong with happy Lucy?

Tim Bradford: Nothing. I love happy Lucy. It's what comes after happy Lucy that terrifies me.

Lucy Chen: Tim, why didn't you kiss me goodbye this morning?

Tim Bradford: I... I did kiss you goodbye.

Lucy Chen: Not a REAL kiss. It was like a peck. Do you not love me anymore?

Celina Juarez: Oh no.

Tim Bradford: Of course I love you. More than anything.

Lucy Chen: Then why was it such a small kiss? Is it because I'm getting fat?

Wade Grey: Chen, you're not fat. You're pregnant.

Lucy Chen: I AM getting fat! Look at me! I'm huge! I'm a whale! Tim doesn't find me attractive anymore!

Tim Bradford: Lucy, you're beautiful. You're glowing. You're carrying our baby and you've never been more beautiful.

Lucy Chen: 😭😭😭 That's the sweetest thing ever! I love you so much!

Aaron Thorsen: Aww, that's actually really sweet.

Lucy Chen: I can't believe I'm crying over this. These hormones are crazy!

John Nolan: It's totally normal, Lucy.

Lucy Chen: Is it normal that I cried at a dog food commercial yesterday?

Angela Lopez: Very normal.