Tequila x Lucy

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Celina Juarez: Okay everyone, I may have made a mistake

Tim Bradford: What kind of mistake?

Celina Juarez: The kind that involves Lucy, tequila, and karaoke night

Celina Juarez: She's currently trying to order nachos from a potted plant

Lucy Chen: HIIIII EVERYONE

Lucy Chen: I LOVE TEQUILA

Lucy Chen: and I LOVE ALL OF YOU

Lucy Chen: but mostly I love TIM

Lucy Chen: TIM TIM TIM TIM TIM

Tim Bradford: Chen, how much did you drink?

Lucy Chen: not enough because I can still type

Lucy Chen: wait can autocorrect get drunk?

Lucy Chen: these are the important questions

Lucy Chen: TIMS EYES ARE LIKE THE OCEAN

Lucy Chen: nice ocean where you want to swim

Lucy Chen: and maybe drown a little bit

Lucy Chen: in a good way

Tim Bradford: I'm coming to get you.

Lucy Chen: TIM IS COMING TO RESCUE ME

Lucy Chen: like a knight

Lucy Chen: sir grumps-a-lot

Wade Grey: Chen, drink some water.

Lucy Chen: water is for quitters and fish

Lucy Chen: are you calling me a fish?

Lucy Chen: I am superhydrated with tequila

Angela Lopez: That's not how hydration works, Lucy.

Lucy Chen: science is fake when youre drunk

Lucy Chen: everything is fake except feelings

Lucy Chen: and my TIM FEELINGS are VERY REAL

Tim Bradford: Stay where you are. Don't move.

Celina Juarez: He said five minutes, but knowing Tim's Lucy-panic driving, probably three.

Lucy Chen: tim panic drives for me?

Lucy Chen: thats so romantic

Lucy Chen: tim is my love race car

Lucy Chen: vroom vroom romance

Tim Bradford: I'm in the parking lot.

Celina Juarez: She just launched herself at him like a drunk missile

Lucy Chen: TIMMMMM you came for me

Lucy Chen: you always come for me

Lucy Chen: MY TIM

Lucy Chen: tim do you think plants can be bartenders

Lucy Chen: the plant was very rude

Lucy Chen: no customer service skills

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