Lucy Chen:
Okay, who's behind this? My desk has been covered in sticky notes.
John Nolan:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Bailey Nune:
It wasn't me either. But I'm going to say... well played, whoever did it.
Weasley Evers:
Sticky notes? That's cute. I thought we were going big this time.
Celina Juarez:
Oh no, here we go. I can already tell this is going to escalate.
Wade Grey:
You know, Tim, this is the kind of prank we need to take seriously.
Tim Bradford:
I don't do pranks. Whoever did this has no idea what they're starting.
Aaron Thorsen:
I'm just here to see how bad this gets.
Nyla Harper:
If anyone touches my desk with a sticky note, I swear, I'm going full sabotage mode.
Lucy Chen:
Okay, okay. Let's be real here. Who's the mastermind? Because it's getting out of hand.
John Nolan:
I've never been so innocent in my life.
Bailey Nune:
I think Nolan's innocent... but I have a feeling Tim is secretly behind all of this.
Tim Bradford:
Why would I be behind sticky notes? I don't have time for this nonsense.
Wade Grey:
We all know you're always looking for a reason to grumble. Sticky notes are the perfect target for you.
Weasley Evers:
I'm just saying—if I were the prankster, we'd be dealing with something much bigger.
Celina Juarez:
Oh great, now Weasley's trying to outdo everyone.
Lucy Chen:
Okay, can we stop with the guessing and just get to the bottom of this? I need my desk back to normal.
Tamara Collins:
I'm just wondering when the water balloons are going to start.
Wade Grey:
Don't give them any ideas, Tamara.
Nyla Harper:
Someone is going to regret messing with my desk.
Aaron Thorsen:
I'm just going to point out, this is a disaster waiting to happen.
Tim Bradford:
The whole department is going to implode, and I'm going to get the blame.
Lucy Chen:
What if... hear me out... we all call a truce?
John Nolan:
Truce? Are we sure about that? The sticky note war has only just begun.
Bailey Nune:
Whoever is behind this will be found.
Wade Grey:
That's the spirit. Let's take them down together.
Weasley Evers:
And if it's not me, I'm going to help whoever did it. Full-blown prank war style.
Celina Juarez:
You know what's the best part? Watching the chaos unfold.
Lucy Chen:
Someone put a rubber band around my phone.
Bailey Nune:
I told you this would escalate.
Weasley Evers:
Is it bad that I'm loving this?
John Nolan:
Who really started this? No one's come clean yet.
Tim Bradford:
It wasn't me. But I'm about to start my own war, and it's going to involve extreme measures.
Lucy Chen:
Okay, that's it. This prank war is officially out of control.
Nyla Harper:
I didn't want to resort to this, but now... I'm planning my counterattack.
Aaron Thorsen:
This is going to be the most interesting day of work ever.
Wade Grey:
I'm just waiting for the grand finale. It's going to be a masterpiece.
Lucy Chen:
No more pranks! Please!
Tim Bradford:
Oh, trust me. The next round is coming for you all.
Bailey Nune:
Does this mean I should hide my coffee?
Wade Grey:
Just in case—yes.
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