Lucy Chen:
So, just to clarify, is handcuffing your pregnant girlfriend to the couch considered a crime? Asking for me.
Angela Lopez:
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Aaron Thorsen:
...Tim, did you really cuff her?
Tim Bradford:
Yes. And I regret nothing.
Celina Juarez:
Oh my god. This is the greatest day of my life.
John Nolan:
Lucy, what exactly did you do?
Lucy Chen:
Nothing that bad.
Tim Bradford:
She tackled a thief. While pregnant.
Bailey Nune:
Wait, wait. This is about that? Oh yeah, I completely support Tim.
Tamara Collins:
Same. Love you, Lucy, but... yeah, this is on you.
Lucy Chen:
Wow. Betrayal.
Celina Juarez:
Tim, do you have pictures?
Tim Bradford:
No. Because I am not giving her evidence for her inevitable revenge.
Lucy Chen:
Coward.
Sergeant Grey:
Bradford, just to be clear—are these department-issued cuffs?
Tim Bradford:
Obviously. I wanted to make sure she couldn't escape.
Lucy Chen:
Bold of you to assume I don't have a plan.
Tim Bradford:
Which is why I also took all the bobby pins out of your hair.
Angela Lopez:
Damn. He's learning.
Aaron Thorsen:
Lucy, did you really think he wouldn't anticipate your usual escape tactics?
Lucy Chen:
I hoped he wouldn't.
Tamara Collins:
Tim, at least tell me she has snacks.
Tim Bradford:
She has a blanket, a pillow, three snack bowls, and the remote.
Lucy Chen:
I'm still being held hostage.
Bailey Nune:
Tim, if you really want her to stay put, put on a bad movie. Something so awful she won't want to move.
Tim Bradford:
Already one step ahead of you. Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift is playing.
Lucy Chen:
OH COME ON.
Celina Juarez:
Okay, but that movie is objectively hilarious.
John Nolan:
Tim, if you really want to break her, start playing reality dating shows.
Tim Bradford:
Oh, that's evil.
Lucy Chen:
IF YOU TURN ON LOVE ISLAND, I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT.
Sergeant Grey:
I will personally approve that complaint.
Angela Lopez:
Grey, how long do you think Tim should keep her cuffed?
Sergeant Grey:
At least 48 hours.
Lucy Chen:
...That seems excessive.
Aaron Thorsen:
You tackled a guy while pregnant.
Lucy Chen:
Allegedly.
Bailey Nune:
I WAS THERE.
Tamara Collins:
Lucy, this is the one time you can't argue.
Lucy Chen:
Ugh. Fine. But I'm negotiating for better snacks.
Tim Bradford:
I'll consider it.
Celina Juarez:
Wow. That was way too easy.
Angela Lopez:
I expected more resistance.
John Nolan:
I think she's just accepting defeat.
Lucy Chen:
No, I'm just biding my time.
Tim Bradford:
...Great. Now I'm concerned.
Sergeant Grey:
Good luck, Bradford. You're gonna need it.
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