The rookie Groupchat

Couches

Lucy Chen:
Alright, hypothetically, if I were to ask Tim to help me out with something...

Tim Bradford:
Hypothetically? I already know where this is going.

Wade Grey:
Don't do it, Tim. This is a trap.

Lucy Chen:
It's not a trap! I just need help moving a couch.

Tim Bradford:
Wait, why do you need me to move a couch?

Lucy Chen:
Because I'm pretty sure you've moved a thousand couches in your life. You're basically a walking moving company.

Tim Bradford:
I don't know about that. My back's been killing me since I moved a couch in the precinct break room last month.

Wade Grey:
I'll do it. I'll help you move the couch, Lucy. I'm in my prime right now.

Tim Bradford:
I seriously doubt you're in your prime, Grey. I've seen you try to carry a box of donuts without spilling them.

Wade Grey:
Hey, that was a complicated mission!

John Nolan:
I'm just wondering why we're all talking about moving couches when I just bought a new bookshelf that needs assembling.

Bailey Nune:
I'm starting to feel like we need a professional moving service just for this group.

Lucy Chen:
Back to the point, though—Tim, you're helping me move the couch, right?

Tim Bradford:
No. I'm not moving any couch.

Lucy Chen:
Oh come on, it'll be fun! We can even get pizza after!

Tim Bradford:
That's a bribe, not an incentive.

Wade Grey:
I'll go for pizza, though. Always go for pizza.

Aaron Thorsen:
I'm just here for the pizza. Moving couches sounds like a waste of time.

Nyla Harper:
You all do realize that we have actual important work to do, right? Why are we planning a couch-moving operation like it's a mission?

Celina Juarez:
Because we are very busy... not doing actual work.

Tamara Collins:
Who needs work when you have pizza and couches?

Wade Grey:
Exactly—why move couches when we can have pizza delivered to the precinct and just call it a day?

John Nolan:
What if we just flip the couch instead of moving it? No one ever thinks about the flip technique.

Lucy Chen:
I'm not flipping a couch. I need it moved, not flipped, Nolan.

Tim Bradford:
You know what? Forget the couch. I'm not getting involved.

Wade Grey:
Fine, we'll just have pizza. Lucy, I'm taking charge of this operation.

Lucy Chen:
Wait, Wade is in charge now?

Tim Bradford:
This is how we end up with a couch in the middle of the street.

Bailey Nune:
And then we'll have to call a tow truck.

Wade Grey:
Alright, operation couch and pizza is a go. Let's move it, team!

Nyla Harper:
No.

Tim Bradford:
The only thing that's moving today is my patience.

Lucy Chen:
See, Tim, this is why I need you. You're the moral support of the operation.

Tim Bradford:
I'm the reluctant moral support. There's a difference.

Aaron Thorsen:
I'm just glad I don't have to move anything.

Wade Grey:
I'm moving the couch! Everyone get out of the way!

John Nolan:
I'll get the door for you. Teamwork.

Tim Bradford:
This is a disaster waiting to happen.

Lucy Chen:
It's going to be fine. What could possibly go wrong?

Wade Grey:
Five minutes later
Guys... I might have broken the couch.

Tim Bradford:
Told you so.

Lucy Chen:
Wade, you're fired from the moving team.

Bailey Nune:
Can we just call in a professional at this point? I'm starting to think we need one for our lives, not just the couch.

Wade Grey:
Fine, fine. I'm going to get pizza now—you can handle the broken couch.

Tim Bradford:
You know what? I'll help... but only if you promise to never make me move another couch again.

Lucy Chen:
Deal. But you're paying for the pizza.

Tim Bradford:
That's blackmail.

Lucy Chen:
It's Chenford teamwork in action.

Tim Bradford:
Don't ever call it that again.

Wade Grey:
I'll just be over here... eating pizza.

Pls comment down if you have any ideas. I'm completely out of them. what do yall want to see? Chenford finally together? Bullying Tim? Lucy protecting tamara from red flags(totally not seth)? You say the word I'll get them done :)