DANILO'S POV
Parang nanalo ako sa lotto!
Tignan mo nga naman, hindi ko na kailangang mag-aksaya ng gasolina.
She's just few steps away.
Ang anak ni Cherry Leung ay walang iba kundi.....
"My dîck is so big, its a tîght fit when I'm bāngin' your loóse mómma!
My dîck is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dîck is so big, I went to The Vipér Room and my dîck got right in.
I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My dîck is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dîck in front of company.
My dîck is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
My dîck has an elevator and a lobby.
My dîck has better credit than I do.
My d8ck is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cûm.
My dîck is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dîck.
My dîck is so big, it has castérs.
My dîck is so big,
I'm already fûcking a girl tomorrow.
My dîck is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.
My dîck is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dîck."
Napa-humm humm ako habang pinakikinggan ang ring tone ng phone ko.
Mamaya ko na sagutin, namnamin ko muna.
Mahawakan nga ang embotido ko. Na-aróuse ako sa ring tone.
"My dîck is so big, it lives next door.
My dîck is so big, I entered it in a bîg-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dîck is so big, it votes.
My dîck is a better dresser than I am.
My dîck is so big, it has a three-picture deal."
Hindi pa rin tumitigil sa
kaka-ring haha. Masagot na nga lang.
"Óhh Óhh My dîck is so big that the head of it has only seén my balls in pictures...óhh óhh my dîck is sooo big...Hello? Who's this? Have you seen my big di----?"
"Ang. Cactus. Ko!"
Anak ng monay, pinatayan ako agad!
Pero teka, alam ni sungit ang number ko.
Wink!
Wink!
Sabi na nga, may lihim na gusto yun sa akin.
Kay Mei ko lang kaya binigay.
Witwiw!
May pa-cactus-cactus pa, gusto lang palang makita ang guwapo kong mukha.
Masaya ito!
CHEQUI'S POV
Ang hayop, kahit sa pagsagot ng tawag, ang dumi ng bunganga. Anong sabi..
'My dîck is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.'
Oh my! Oh my God! Nasabi ko ba ang 4 letters na parte ng katawan niya? My tóngue just committed a sin!
Nag-sign of the cross ako at umusal ng dasal. Hinayaan ko muna ang nagdo-doorbell.
"Hey, yow! My dîck is so big, open up your door. My dîck is so big, let me în..în.. în. and în."
My ears!
Nagkakasala na ang mga tainga ko!
Walang tigil ang katok at sigaw ni insekto.
Asar talaga, panigurado irereklamo na naman kami ng mga Chikwang kapitbahay.
"Wala ka sa bundok Arayat!
Mahiya ka naman sa mga kapitbahay!"
Bungad ko nang mapagbuksan ko ng pinto.
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