5SOS - Babysat By Idiots 2

Chapter 35

"Ari, baby. I know you just left but do you mind turning back around, sweetheart?" Luke said into the phone. The house was getting quite frantic as everybody was running around the house trying to deal with my situation. I hope they don't react like this every month. 😳 LOL, JK. They probably won't. This is a first time thing so I understand. Michael even joined the party by trying to find more toilet paper rolls around the house because the ones I had stuck on my underwear weren't enough. Calum was making some tea in the kitchen because he said sooner or later, I was going to start complaining about cramps and it's going to be really painful... For him. So he needed to make tea for the headache he knew he was going to get. 😒 #SelflessGameStrong. LOL. As for Ashton, he wasn't much help to anyone. He literally was pacing the floor saying stuff like, "How much blood is she going to lose? Aren't periods supposed to prepare girls for pregnancy? Should I take her to the emergency room?" I was so confused. I looked over at Luke who still had the phone up to his ear but was staring at Ashton like he was some psychopath. Then he looked at me and whispered, "He skipped Sex Ed classes when he was younger." I nodded and then he continued to talk to Arzaylea. "You can? Oh, thank you so much! I love you, I love you, I love you," Luke said into the phone. I smiled. He hung up the phone and looked at me.

Luke: Arzaylea is coming back and she's going to help you with this.

Nicole: Thank God. Ashton's scaring me.

Ashton: This is going to happen next month too? And the month after that? ALL YEAR ROUND?

Luke: Poor guy. He learned all this from his friends in school but that's pretty much it. I told him it would come back to haunt him.

All of a sudden, Michael came downstairs with a HUGE pile of toilet paper rolls bunched up in his arms. He seemed to have no trouble holding them. He ran freely up to me and Luke with toilet paper rolls bouncing up and down and back into his arms and said, "Okay, I found a few." It was needless to say, "A few?!?" But both me and Luke were thinking it. Calum came from the kitchen with a cup of tea and said, "Does anyone know if we have any aspirin? I think I'm gonna need that too." You'd think what Calum was doing would scare me a bit since he was making a huge deal out of the cramps that I was supposed to get soon but to be honest, it didn't. Each and every one of the guys were overreacting about what was happening so I assumed Calum was too. I had never felt the pain of "cramps" before but I knew that no matter how big of a deal Calum was making it, it must be about 10x a smaller deal than he says it is. Ashton finally stopped pacing and said to us, "Wait, I know this. Don't people pass out when they lose too much blood?"

Michael: Yes, Ashton, but --

Ashton: Aha! That's right. I took health class, guys. You know, Calum, if you didn't drop out of school, you'd probably be as smart as I am right now.

Luke: Health class is not a replacement for sex-Ed, Ashton!

Ashton: Hey! I wasn't the only one to think it was useless to sit through a dumb class talking about our bodies and the way they work!

Calum: Yes! Yes, you were, Ashton!

At this point, I was just staring at the door, praying that Arzaylea would come through it any second now and save the day.